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Текст песни Morcheeba - Women lose weight

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What a surpriseOpen your eyesWoman advisorThe name of this entertainement isWomen lose weightOur first years of mariage everything was just greatBut after two kidsAnd a weight gain factorThe fact isNow she`s completely unattractiveLook fat chicksI don`t mean to sound rudeI tell her nice hit the gymAnd don`t eat so much foodBut noYour shallowYou need to run the course of unconditionnal love and so forthBut how if desires is not thereThat`s just a lamonDivorces, child support alamony paymentsMy unhappiness i doubt discourageSo hurry for an easier way out of this marriageMeanwhile my secretary june well groomedWhen you gonna leave your wifeI tell her soon mommy soon i assumeOr my destiny is blueIntrest onlyThe only thing left for me to do is to kill herWhat a surpriseOpen your eyesWoman advisorI`m gonna have to kill herCause there`s lots which imposes divorcesSend her ass right to the morgueKill herWhat a surpriseOpen your eyesWoman advisorI`m gonna have to kill herCause there`s lots which imposes divorcesSend her ass right to the morgueMy place against all shanagansKinda rammed inKnowin` nothing about poisonAnd i can`t swimBad intentions pumpinMight as well become a nunCut her lungs or the obvious robbery gone wrongWhat the catch is do i have the nerve to dispatch thisWho could i get to help me murder this fat chickGuess i have to play a dude robbin on wednesdayThe day she usually goes food shoppingAnyway long story short hit the side of her chryslerSent her clean over the divider"You bastard" she said as the wreck went tumblin down the hillI thought "she has to be dead"Later on get a call(from a) Lieutenant Morgue(had me) leapin like a frogWe need you at the morgueSo i selfishly persued"boohoo" there was nothing else for me to do i had to kill herWhat a surpriseOpen your eyesWoman advisorC`mon ya`ll know i had to kill her`Cause there`s lots which imposes divorcesSend her ass right to the morgueKill herWhat a surpriseOpen your eyesWoman advisorI had to kill her`Cause there`s lots which imposes divorcesSend her ass right to the morgueSo you mean to tell me officer you don`t have no clue who did this hit and runNo sir we don`t have no clues right nowThis is terrible what am i gonna tell the kids?Pull yourself together sirI`m so broken up inside i just can`t believe thisI understand, I understandCatch the person who did thisWe`re gonna try sirPleaseScreamin "who done took my heart" like i was shooken up a lotAt the funeral though everyone was lookin at me odd like i did itLike i was the reason my mates slain murmuring"I heard he was displeased with her weight gain"While my secretary sort of a sexy blonde can`t cookAll she does is order from restaurantsAll of the sex she wantsI doubt could have dressed, clothes not washed proper and house look a mess andTalkin to detectives that was waitin outsideHow i took a long lunch breakthen the wife diedI done then turned pailAnd because of betrayal they indited me, gave me an impossible bailGood fortune to anyone admiring the rawtentMoral of the story isDesire is importantSo watch your weightIt`ll keep you mate smitten it`s a givenThough looking back i realised i didn`t have to kill herWhat a surpriseOpen your eyesWoman advisorI didn`t have to kill her`Cause there`s lots which imposes divorcesSend her ass right to the morgueI killed herWhat a surpriseOpen your eyesWoman advisorI didn`t have to kill her`Cause there`s lots which imposes divorcesSend her ass right to the morgueWell there you have itKeep thin trimKeep your mariage healthyDo you know what i mean?Small message from morcheeba and slick rick the rulerPeace

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Women lose weight

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