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Green Eggs And Ham

  canadian  humour  a-capella
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Hey kids, listen up if you want to be sick`Cause your dinner looks like something from a Cronenburg flickThink twice before you cuss and shout "damn damn damn"Let me tell you a story about green eggs and ham.There was a little yellow man called Sam-I-AmThat`s me!I don`t like you, Sam-I-AmWell, that`s fine, that`s cool, I understandBut do you like green eggs and ham?I don`t like green eggs and hamNo, I don`t like `em, Sam-I-AmWould you like them here or there?I wouldn`t like them anywhere`Cause I do not like them, Sam-I-AmNo, I don`t like green eggs and hamWould you like them in a house? Would you like them with a mouse?Maybe you can`t hear, you got something in your ear?NoI`m gonna make this perfectly clearI would not like them in a house, I would not like them with a mouseI would not like them here or there, I wouldn`t like them anywhere`Cause I do not like them, Sam-I-Am,No, not for me, green eggs and hamWould you like them if I served them to you in a boxCandlelight, wine and a bottle of scotch?Yeah, some soft lighting, soft music, maybe some Fred Penner on theblaster...Not in a box with a fox or a house with a mouseStop bugging me, you louse!I would not eat them, no, man, I don`t like your green eggs and hamWell, would you could you in a car, eat them, don`t deny who you areHe`s gonna like them, you`re gonna seeYou might like them up in a treeNo, not in a tree, not in a car, would you let me beNo fox no box no house no mouse, not here, there, or anywhere`Cause you guessed it, I don`t like green eggs and hamI don`t like `em, Sam-I-AmA train, a train, a train, a train! Would you, could you in a trainOr up in an aeroplane?How `bout in the dark? We could drive and parkWe could listen to the crickets and the pit bulls barkNo, not in a plane, not in the dark, not on a train, not in a car, not up atree`Cause I don`t like `em, Sam, see,Not in a schoolhouse or a shoebox with a house-mouse or a red foxNot here, there, and everywhereDidn`t even like the Beatles with their long, long hair.Hey! You lay off the Beatles, buddy! ...Well, you don`t like green eggs and hamOh, Mr. Perception, Sam-I-AmWell I know that you`d like `em if you ate `em with a goat!I would not could not with a goatWell would you could you on a boatI would not could not on a boatAnd I will not ever with a goatI`m not interested in stuffing face in the rain, on a train, I shouldintroduce you to my friend painNot in the dark, not up a tree,Not on your fine china with Earl Grey TeaNo boxes, foxes, houses, mouses, husbands and wives - no spouses!Why you trying to make me eat that?I don`t like it, I wouldn`t serve it to my catI said already, I don`t like them, Sam-I-Am,I do not like green eggs ham!Mr. Cheese! You just think you don`t like them, so you sayAnd he`s beginning to remind me of Doris DayYou say you don`t like this and you don`t like thatWell you`re starting to sound like a finicky catJust try them, try them, and you may find you like nothing better thanTwo greenish eggs over easy in the fry-panAnd to accompany this fine taste we have Martian ham - pork from space!Now Sam, if you get out of my faceI`ll try that and puke all over the place (good!)Nothing makes a crowd disperse more quickThan a great big puddle of sick!Say...say...not bad, green eggs and hamI believe I like them, Sam-I-AmAnd I`d eat them in a boat, with a billy goat,I`d eat them in the rain in the dark on a trainIn a car, up a tree, they`re pretty good, you seeSo I`d eat them in a box with a foxI`d eat them in a house and with the house-mouseI`d eat them here, I`d eat them thereI`d eat them in my Fruit-of-the-Loom underwearI think you`re ok, Sam-I-AmWell, I wouldn`t let you down, you stubborn old man!Hey, we should share them, eh, we got enough..Are you kidding? I don`t eat that stuff!

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