Текст песни Muppets - Bert Ernie 2, слова песни Muppets

Текст песни Muppets - Bert Ernie 2

Muppets - Bert Ernie 2 слова песни

Another Bert and Ernie Singalong thanks to Charles Evans (cee1@ra.MsState.Edu)[The arrowed lines are from memory, because I did not hit REC on the VCR fast enough . . .]> [E. walks in with pot and plops it on B.`s head]>> E: Here Bert, try this on!> B: Hey, hey, Ernie, what are you doing? Get that pot off my head! Why?> E: Well haa, ya see Bert, a little while ago, I dropped and broke the> cookie jar.> B: Oh, Ernie, you didn`t!> E: Mmm hmmm. B: Oh well, all right, so you broke the cookie jar, but what`s it gotta do with that pot there, huh? E: Well you see, I had to put the cookies somewhere... B: Yeah? E: Bert, um... just a second. I... I... I`ll show you, Bert. B: [looks at camera] I don`t understand. E: [brings in sugar bowl with cookies] See, I broke the cookie jar and so I had to put the cookies in the sugar bowl, see? [takes a taste of one] B: Well... yeah, Ernie, but but if you put the cookies in the sugar bowl, then where`d ya put the sugar? E: Well, I`ll show you, Bert! [famous Ernie hmm] Hmm hmm hmm [leaves with bowl and Bert looks at camera] B: Ya show me. [does the famous head tilt] E: Ok, well you see, I put the sugar in the flower pot here. B: In the flower pot?! Oh great... just great. Well _where`d_ you put the flower that was growing there, huh? E: Oh I`ll show you, Bert! [takes away the pot] B: Ya gonna show me again... I don`t get this. E: [brings in milk bottle and flower] Ya see, I had to plant this flower here into this milk bottle, see... nicely planted, I watered it and everthing. B: [Looking very stunned] [E. looks straight into camera all proud, shaking his head about his nose] ERNIE!!!! [Shaking head] E: [Calmly] Hmm? B: Well now WHERE is the milk?! E: Oh, I`ll show you, Bert. B: [E. leaves] Ya gonna show me where the milk is too. Oh Ernie, I ... [looks at E. returning with a root beer bottle.. stunned] E: See I put the milk into the, uh, soda bottle B: [Gets close to E. in quiet voice gradually getting louder] Ernie... I`m trying to be patient, but __where__ is the soda?? E: Oh just a second, Bert, I`ll show you... [calmly as usual, Bert getting more stunned and irritated gives out his famous] B: Aaaaaaahhhh! E: [Brings in the soda-filled fishbowl] It wasn`t easy, but I put the soda in the [straining] mmm fishbowl B: In the fishbowl?! Ernie, this is CRAZY!! Now where are the fish?!? E: Oh... well, I`ll show you, Bert. [even calmer than before] B: [stares into camera as E. leaves for a few seconds and ...] Ooohhhh, Ernie, what are you doing now? [Mouth wider than ever in shock] E: Oh, I gotta carry it out here, Bert... I put the fish in... to... the cowboy hat, ya see. B: [looks down into hat as fish squirts water in B.`s face] Oh, no... Eeeyah! [wipes faces stands there with mouth firmly closed very angry] E: [points calmly at fish in hat] Take it easy there, fella. B: [angrily] Ernie, Ernie, that is MY cowboy hat... E: Yeah, so? [VERY calmly] B: But ya, you but the fish in it, Now what am I gonna do when I wanna play cowboy? E: Oh, umm, well [reaches for pot and puts it on B.`s head] Ride em cowboy, Bert! [pats Bert on back] [E.`s patented laugh] Keheeheeheehee [End music begins with Bert standing there as usual, and Ernie leaving.There was one neat trick done in it, at the end when Ernie put the poton Bert`s head (probably at the beginning.. which I didn`t see). Youknow how Ernie`s hands are real and the person`s arm go in at hiselbows, which are always below the counter/stage, but to get the poton the head, the hand person, had to make a quick .. nicely-done movebehind Bert and up with the pot.. with Elbow behind Bert so Ernie`shand is up in the air with nothing showing.

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