Текст песни Nerf Herder - 5000 Ways To Die
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There must be 5000 ways to dieAnd each one ends the same way if you tryYour friends all stand aroundWhile they dump you in the groundAnd the people who loved you will ask why oh why oh why oh whyAnd the bastard you hated the mostWill stand up and give you a toastHe`ll say "We were such good friends especially near the end"Then he`ll feel up your girlfriend in front of your ghostSo get in your car and drive real fastUp in the attic with a shotgun blastTake a bath with a clock radioVodka and valium overdoseHave you ever tried?There must be 5000 ways to dieAnd if you`re very luckyYou`ll get your picture in the paper on page three25 words will summarize how you spent your whole damn lifeOne day on that pageNext day into the hamster cageSo get in your car and drive real fastUp in the attic with a shotgun blastTake a bath with a clock radioVodka and valium overdoseAll the glamour can be yours with a loaded .44Have you ever tried?There must be 5000 ways to die