Текст песни Nerf Herder - nerf herder album | guitar chord и Mp3
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----------------------------------PLEASE NOTE--------------------------------This file is the author`s own work and represents their interpretation of thesong. You may only use this file for private study, scholarship, or research.-----------------------------------------------------------------------------Date: Thu, 02 Apr 1998 19:23:27 -0500 (EST)From: NerfWeezer Subject: TAB: `Nerf Herder Album` by `Nerf Herder`Artist: Nerf HerderAlbum: Nerf HerderTranscribed: Mike Keating - NerfWeezer@aol.comhey enjoy these transcriptions of all the songs on nerf herdersfirst album. remember to keep in mind parry uses heavy distortionon nearly the whole kick ass album. if you have any correctionsor comments be sure to mail me (except of course punctuationand caps). thanks!!!~ = let ring* = staccato (short, sharp note)^ = play one octave uph = hammer onp = pull off>/ = slide up = slide down(M) = muted until (N)note: all chords are played as power chords! (5ths)tuning: all standard!!!1. DOWN ON HALEY2. GOLFSHIRT3. SORRY4. EASY MARK5. VAN HALEN6. DIANA7. NOSERING GIRL8. YOU`RE GONNA BE THE ONE WHOSE SORRY10. I ONLY EAT CANDY__________________________________________________________________1. DOWN ON HALEY(note: verse and bridge chords are muted except when: ___(N)___ )(intro)A D A E A D AA D C B (2X)(verse 1) A D Edown on haley haley street A D Ewhere the drugs are easy and the sex is cheap ___(N)____ A D E A D C Byou never know just who youll meet on haley A D Ecrack dealer looks at his door A D Ewinks his eye and waits for his whore ___(N)____ A D E A D C Bshe dont want to turn tricks anymore on haley(chorus) D Byou dont have to walk the straight and narrow A Eas long as you drive up in a camaro-oA D C B (2X)(verse 2) A D Etattoo parlor why dont you hang out A D Elet em show you what its all about ___(N)____ A D E A D C Bwere gonna help you work it on out on haley A D Edont need no licence dont need no subpeona A D Eyou can hook up with your friend regina ___(N)____ A D E A D C Bmakin fun if you know what i mean on haley(chorus) D Byou dont have to walk the straight and narrow A Eas long as you drive up in a camaro-o(bridge) A D A Egoin down down down down down d-down down down d-down on haley A D A Egoin down down down down down d-down down down d-down on haley_____________________________(N)______________________________ A D A Egoin down down down down down d-down down down d-down on haley_____________________________(N)______________________________ A D A Egoin down down down down down d-down down down d-down on haley_____________________________(N)______________________________ A D A Egoin down down down down down d-down down down d-down on haley_____________________________(N)______________________________ A D A E (heyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy ya-e-ya ohh ohh haley)goin down down down down down d-down down down d-down on haley_____________________________(N)______________________________ A D A E (heyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy ya-e-ya ohh ohh haley)goin down down down down down d-down down down d-down on haleyA D C B (2X) end on A____________________________________________________________________2. GOLFSHIRT(bassline throughout song is basically)D------------4-4-4-4A-------2-2---------E--0-0--------------(intro)(play 2 E~s then play):G------2-3-2-3-2D----2----------A--1------------E---------------(verse 1)E*im not the one you dream aboutE*and im not the one who can live without (live without)E*im not the one who you wanna seeE* C B Aim not the one who you want to be seen with(chorus) G Cm A Gand when youre tired of all the jerks Cm A Gand youre tired of all the work Cm A E^and youre tired of being hurt G A B E~you will long for the comfort of my golfshirt(verse 2)E*im not the one who was an old time punk rockerE*i was listenin to rush and tryin to feather my hair backwhen all that stuff went downE*im not the one who was in a high school hardcore bandE* C B Ai sat in my room scorin with ms pacman(chorus) G Cm A Gand when youre tired of all the jerks Cm A Gand youre tired of all the work Cm A E^and youre tired of being hurt G A Byou will long for the comfort of my golfshirt(bass plays):D--2-2-2-2-2-2-2-2-------------------------------------------------A------------------2-2-2-2-2-2-2-2-4-4-4-4-4-4-4-4-0-0-4-0-----4-0-E----------------------------------------------------------4-4-----(solo (2X):E-----------------------------B-----------------------------G--9---------------6----------D--9---------1h2p1-6-1h2p1----A--7-6h7p6-2-------4-------0--E----------------------------4(ending)(bass plays a version of the solo for first 2 lines)no tats no piercings no hats no grungebeard baby yeahno tats no piercings and no hats no grungebeard baby E^~ B~ C~ A Gyeaaaahh oh yeaaaahhh oh-oh-oh yeaaaahhh ya-e-ya-e-ya-e-ya-e E^~ B~ C~ A Gyeaaaahh oh yeaaaahhh oh-oh-oh yeaaaahhh ya-e-ya-e-ya-e-ya-e E^ B C A G yeah no tats (no tats) no piercings no hats (no hats) no grungebeard baby E^ B C A Gyeah no tats (no tats) no piercings no hats (no hats) no grungebeard baby E^ B C A Gyeeeeaaaaaaahhhhhh yeeeeaaaaaaahhhhhh ya-e-ya-e-ya-e-ya-e E^ B C A G Eyeaaaahh oh yeaaaahhh oh-oh-oh yeaaaahhh ya-e-ya-e-ya-e-ya-e-yeah(for ending just slide up and down fretboard and land on E!)________________________________________________________________________3. SORRY(verse 1)E~ A G F E F E Fsorry we broke up sorry i missed you D C B A B A Bsorry i wanted only to kiss you A G F E F E Fsorry i promised to love you forever D C B A B A Bmade you feel guilty oh when you left me (M) A G Fsorry i showed up at your party D C Bsorry i drank up all the bicardi A C Fsorry i puked up on your bedspread (N) D C Bsorry i wanted to be your boyfriend again(chorus) D A Ewhat can i do its over its over its over its over D A Ewhat can i do i am a loser(verse 2)A G F E F E FD C B A B A B(M) A G Fsorry i saw you and i heard birds sing D C Bsorry i touched you and i heard bells ring A G Fsorry i jacked off outside of your window D C Bwhile you were sleeping i thought youd never know A G Fsorry i showed up at your wedding D C Bsorry i tried so hard to get in A G Fsorry i screwed up your pictures D C B (N)sorry i had sex with your sister(chorus) D A Ewhat can i do its over its over its over its over D A Ewhat can i do i am a loser(bass solo then):E-----B-----G--2--(verse 3)A------------------------------------E---------5---------4-------2--------sorry we broke up sorry i missed youA---------5-----4-------2------------E------------------------------------sorry i wanted only to kiss youA------------------------------------E---------5---------4------------2---sorry i promised to love you foreverA---------------5-----4-----------2--E------------------------------------made you feel guilty oh when you left mesorry i showed up at your dinnersorry i said those things to your father Asorry i crashed through your window on acid D C Bsorry i made a mess sorry i bled to death(chorus) D A Ewhat can i do its over its over its over its over D A Ewhat can i do i am a loser i am a loser oh oh D A Ewhat can i do its over its over its over its over D A Ewhat can i do i am a loser(end with):E------------------------B------0-----1-0---------G--2-4-----2-----4--1-2--4. EASY MARK(bass plays this twice):A--------E---3-2-1(after first time)waaaaaaaahhhh (2X)G F E A--2-3-2-0 E---------(verse 1)(M) G F E G F Eya she shes bustin out G F Eput the suitcase in the pinnow (N) G F E~ E E Eand get the hell out of ohio(chorus) C D Bshe gets on that great highway C B Adoesnt want to be anywhere D G F Eshes an easy mark oh oh oh oh oh oh D G F E Dshes an easy maaaaaaaaaaark oh oh(verse 2)(M) G F E G F Eya he hes got a master plan G F Eya hes gonna make a fortune (N) G F E~panning gold out of a bottle of gold sleggershot by shot by shot(chorus) C D Bhe gets on that great highway C B Adoesnt want to be anywhere D G F Ehes an easy mark oh oh oh oh oh oh D G F E Dhes an easy maaaaaaaaaaark(bridge) Cshe lays down in the grass Aon strawberry hill Ghe is there Dsmelling like nicotine and peanut butteryou gotta love her(solo)E---3-5-7-8---7-7-8-7-5--7-7-8-7--7-7-8-7----10-------B-----------------------------------------10----7-8--- ya sheE---7-7-8-7-5--7-7-8-7--7-7-8-7--5-7-5-2-3~B-----------------------------------------she doesnt wanna change this timetheres a hunger in her soul G* G* G* F* F* F*for tater tot casserole E* E* E*with the crispy on the outside oh oh oh(chorus) C D Bshe gets on that great highway C B Adoesnt want to be anywhere D G F Eshes an easy mark oh oh oh oh oh oh D G F E Dshes an easy maaaaaaaaaaark oh oh(ending) G F E Di hate this world this stupid world this screwed up world G F E D Gi hate this world this fucking world_________________________________________________________5. VAN HALEN(bassline throughout song):A------------3-5--5-5-5-1-2--2-2-2-2--3--3-3-3-2--E---3--3-3-3--------------------------------------A------------3-5--5-5-5-1-2--2-2-2-2--3-2-3-5-3-2-E---3--3-3-3--------------------------------------(intro)A---------------------------E---3~---3-5-3---3-3/5-5-53(verse 1)i bought van halen one it was the best damn recordi ever owned T G and Y 1978Gtwo-hand tapping guitar techniquereally got me off erection yeah D~ C~ CCCCCCCCCaint talkin bout love im on fire(chorus) G D B C G D B Ctomorrow may come tomorrow may never come again G D B C Gcant you hear jamie cryin shes runnin with the devil D B Coh loooooord oh looordA---------------------------E---3~---3-5-3---3-3/5-5-53(verse 2)i bought women and children first fair warningand van halen two dance the night away G1984 my favorite record yeah i wore it downmight as well jump might as well jump(chorus) G D B C G D B Ctomorrow may come tomorrow may never come again E---15--------14---11----12 B-------------------------- G D B C Gcant you hear jamie cryin shes runnin with the devil D B Coh loooooord oh looord(verse 3)is this what you wanted? sammy hagarsammy hagar is this what you wanted mandave lost his hairline but you lost your cool buddy D*cant drive `55 ill never buy your lousy recordsA--------5------2------------3------------------------5--E--3--------------------------------------3--------------again again again never again never again never againA-------2------------3-------------------------5------------2--E---------------------------------3--------------------never again never again never again never again never againA-------3-------------------------5-----------2--E--------------------3--------------------------- Cnever again never again never again never again never againno no no(chorus) G D B C G D B Ctomorrow may come tomorrow may never come again E---15--------14---11----12 B-------------------------- G D B C Gcant you hear jamie cryin shes runnin with the devil D B Coh loooooord oh looordsolo (play this twice)E---3---3---3---3---3---3---3---3---2---2---2---2----B-----3---3---3---3---3---3---3---3---3---3---3---3--E---2---2---2---2---2---2---2---2---2---2---2---2----B-----3---3---3---3---4---4---4---4---4---4---4---4--E---3---3---3---3---3---3---3---3----B-----5---5---5---5---5---5---5---5--(ending) G D B Cjump jump jump jump jump jump jump might as well G D B Bjump jump jump jump jump jump jump might as well G ju-ump_______________________________________________________________6. DIANA(intro) E G A E A E A Boh-oh-oh-ohhh oh-oh-oh-ohhh oh-oh-oh-ohhh oh-oh-oh-oh-ohhh(verse 1)i saw her at the club she was standin with a frech girlbonsoir julie pupИ yes she had a beautiful smileand they met at face to face went back to his placeshe sat on his face and now its history A Bthe rest is history she sat on his face and the rest is history(chorus) C E^ B Athats why he cried he lost he lost everything C E^ B Athats why he cried he lost it all he lost it all to C E^ B Adiana diana part german part hispanic C E^ B Adiana phillipino diana where did you go(verse 2)i saw her downtown she was standin with the cool girlsshe was hangin out with steve and that was where she wanted to beshe was workin at the place where they sell veal parmijan A* A Bnow shes gone now shes gone yeah shes gone oh so gone(chorus) C E^ B Athats why he cried he lost he lost everything C E^ B Athats why he cried he lost it all he lost it all to C E^ B Adiana diana part german part hispanic C E^ B A E--5~--diana phillipino diana where did you go B------oh-oh-oh-ohhh oh-oh-oh-ohhh oh-oh-oh-ohhh oh-oh-oh-oh-ohhh(M) E G A E A E A Boh-oh-oh-ohhh oh-oh-oh-ohhh oh-oh-oh-ohhh oh-oh-oh-oh-ohhh(N) E G A E A E A Boh-oh-oh-ohhh oh-oh-oh-ohhh oh-oh-oh-ohhh oh-oh-oh-oh-ohhh E G A E A E A B E G A E A E A B EE----------------- diana ahhhB----5--4--2--0---______________________________________________________________7. NOSERING GIRL(played simultaneously through song except chorus)(bass plays)D-----------2---2---2---2---6--A---3--3-----------------------E------------------------------(while guitar plays)D-----------------------------A--------3----3---3---3---3---E-----------------------------(after 2X)oh(after 4X)D---------------------------8-8-8-8-7-7-75--5/753A---53~--3/5--5/7--753---------------------------E---------------------------------------------------(verse 1)i i met a girl she was standing on the dance floorof the club she was a very very pretty girlso i went up and talked to her and when you shareyour thoughts with soooomeone you feel close to theeem(chorus) C F C Fnosering girl i love you C F C Fnosering girl i want you i want you i want you C F C Fnosering girl i love you C F C Fnosering girl i want you i want you i want you(verse 2)yeah she had pretty hair and beutiful eyes and adalmation jacket (dalmation jacket)and she was the kind of girl who you would give upeating meat for no more salami no more steak or potatoesyeah you would walk on down to the health food storeand buy humace and taboolie and babaganouschand rice cakes rice cakes rice cakes(chorus) C F C Fnosering girl i love you C F C Fnosering girl i want you i want you i want you C F C Fnosering girl i love you C F C Fnosering girl i want you i want you i want you(verse 3)as it turns out she was the cousinof the ex-girlfriend of my good friend stevemy very good friend steve but she didnt like meshe said i was a drunkard an alchoholica weirdo a freak! a freak? Cm Bm Dnosering(chorus) C F C Fnosering girl i love you C F C Fnosering girl i want you i want you i want you C F C Fnosering girl i love you C F C Fnosering girl i want you i want you i want you C Fi want you i want you i want you i want you C Fi want you i want you i want you i want you C Fi want you i want you i want you i want you C Fi want you i want you i want you i want you C i want you yeah were warmin up were warmin up____________________________________________________________________8. ANNALEE(tuning: standard)(intro - play this 4X)G------------------------5-5-----5-5--D-------5-5-----5-5-------------------A--------------------3-3-----3-3------E---3-3-----3-3-----------------------G-----------------------5-5-----5-5--D------7-7-----7-7-------------------A-------------------3-3-----3-3------E---5-5----5-5-----------------------(verse 1) (M) G C A Dwearin flash pants and her streetwalker shooooes G C A Dwalkin downtown with a pocket full of booze (N) G C A Dshes the one who wants so much G C A Dshes the one you can you can never touch(chorus)G C A C here comes annalee G C A Cannalee yeaaahh here comes annalee(play 2X)G------------------------5-5-----5-5--D-------5-5-----5-5-------------------A--------------------3-3-----3-3------E---3-3-----3-3-----------------------G-----------------------5-5-----5-5--D------7-7-----7-7-------------------A-------------------3-3-----3-3------E---5-5----5-5-----------------------(verse 2) (M) G C A Dstandin on the corner you see her cuttin a deal G C A Dwindows rolled down you cant believe shes for real (N) G C A Dshes the one it aint no joke G C A Dshes got lips lips just like cherry coke(chorus)G C A C here comes annalee G C A Cannalee yeaaahh here comes annalee G C A Cannalee yeaaahh here comes annalee G C A Cannalee yeaaahh annalee yeaaahh G C A C B G annalee yeaaahh_____________________________________________________________9. YOU`RE GONNA BE THE ONE WHOSE SORRY(intro) Aive got my mind set(verse 1) A D D Agotta a new job at a radio station but that wont help you at all A D D A40,000 watts of maximum rock but that wont help you at all B D A Dyou think youve got everything but ive got news for you(chorus) A Dyoure gonna be the one whose sorry A Dyoure gonna be the one whose sorry A D B Ayoure gonna beeeeeee the one whose soooooorry(verse 2) A Dyou got a new girlfriend a bitchin new girlfriend D Abut she wont help you at all A DSaid i`d fight with the scene shes a local rock queen D Abut that wont help you at all B D A Dyou think that youve got it made but youve made one mistake(chorus) A Dyoure gonna be the one whose sorry A Dyoure gonna be the one whose sorry A D B Ayoure gonna beeeeeee the one whose soooooorry(bridge)E^~ D C yeah(verse 3) A~the theater group calls you a local celebritybut that wont help you at allyoure such a big big deal you get in the club for freebut that wont help you at all (M) (N) B D A D*you think youve got everything but ive got news for you(chorus) A Dyoure gonna be the one whose sorry A Dyoure gonna be the one whose sorry yeah A Dyoure gonna be the one whose sorry A Dyoure gonna be the one whose sorry A D B Ayoure gonna beeeeeee the one whose soooooorry_______________________________________________________________10. I ONLY EAT CANDY(intro)D A B F^ G^D A B F^ G^ahhh(verse 1)i i dont kill and i dont murder or manufacture atomic weapons F^ G^and i dont eat meat and i dont eat vegetables no no no(chorus) D A B F^ G^cause i only eat candy oh oh oh i only eat sweets D A B F^ G^yeah i only eat candy my friend oh oh oh i i only eat candy(play this 4X)C C B C B A A G A B(verse 2)and i i dont believe no i dont believe in your corny old jesus F^ G^and i dont worship satan no not like charlie and steve no no no(chorus) D A B F^ G^cause i only eat candy oh oh oh i only eat sweets D A B F^ G^yeah i only eat candy my friend yeah i i only eat candy yeah(play this 4X)C C B C B A A G A Bim angry(bridge) D A B F^ D A B F^ ylno tae ydnac ylno tae steews ylno tae ydnac ylno tae ydnac G^ahhhhhhhhhh(chorus) D A B F^ G^cause i only eat candy oh oh oh i only eat sweets D A B F^ G^yeah i only eat candy my godd friend oh i i only eat candy yeah(play this 4X)C C B C B A A G A B Cthe longest line