Текст песни New Power Generation (N.P.G.) - Mashed Potato Girl Intro
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Another day, another dollar Your nigga`s home Don`t make me holler Is anybody home? Hmm, I guess not Let`s see what`s on the hellavision U like the food here? (Yeah) Good, huh? (It`s alright) Try the canolli, it`s fabulous (I`m kinda full, alright) Mmm U gonna eat that meatball there? U, U just gonna let it... Maybe girl made some food out here Here, give it 2 me U`re not gonna eat it (At least not now) Mmm, let`s see what I can get up here 2 grease on Mmm, yeah Best meatball in the city What are U doin` there? Hmm, this might work (Give it 2 me, I`ll eat it) Lemme see, mmm So tell me, U like broads? (They`re alright, I...) Yep Boy, have I got a broad story 4 U Yeah, some corn, yeah (Jesus) Let`s see, uh I`m on a date with this broad, right? Lets` see, stove top directions, uh I bring her here (Here?) Yeah, right here I thought I`d put some food in her belly Empty contents into small sauce pan, hmm U know, get a little curve in her slope U know what I`m sayin? (Slope?) Right... Now let me go see if I can find one of these muthafuckers, hmm (Oh, gosh) So I`m like "Go ahead toots, order what U like, it`s on me" Make her think I`m a big shot, U know I said "So order, order somethin` 4 me 2 I`m gonna run 2 the little boys room Hmm, shit, that definitely ain`t no sauce pan I gotta burp the baby Mmm, that ain`t no sauce pan U know what I`m sayin`?" I figured she`d order me somethin` light Let me see if I can find this shit Like a couple of salads or somethin` Boy, was that a mistake (Why?) I comes back from the bathroom Alright, got it, got it I`m sittin` there Ah, that`s cool Waitin` 4 the food Now, if I can just get this corn open This broad ordered the whole left side of the menu! OK, let`s see Said she just wanted 2 nibble Where`s the damn can opener? Shit! Nibble my ass I`ll open this muthafucker I`m hungry! This broad ate every fuckin` thing except the silverware Shit ain`t openin` (Come on) I kid U not {phone rings} Shit`s gonna open now I mean, she was a little on the thick side 2 begin with Alright, I got it, mmm hmm U know what I mean? But I figured she`d have the decency 2 pig out when she got home Talk (Hey brother, what`s up?) Not here, right? (Right) I mean U, U ever had a broad do that? Ain`t nothin` but a wang (No, not really) Fuckin` pisses U off, am I right? My girl`s gone somewhere Right, so I reaches over I... I`m just cookin` I took the fuckin` mashed potatoes and I threw `em all over that broad Hey, hey, what`s this? (Now wait a minute) That ain`t all though, check this out Hmm, let me call U back (What?) The waiter sees what just happened What the... He`s gonna be Mr. Macho, right He comes over and says "What U do that 4?" "I`m sick of the changes U put me through?" (And U said?) I said "What the fuck business is it of yours? I`m payin` 4 these fuckin` potatoes "All U think about is music?" I`ll do what the fuck I wanna do with`em! Now bring me a fuckin` finger bowl!" "I`m leavin` your NBA no ballin` ass?" (What happened?) What happened? I`ll tell U what happened Ain`t that a bitch? Here, gimme some of that meatball (Hey, hey, I was gonna eat that) This punk waiter, he think he`s the hero type, right Punk He throws the finger bowl on my head I kid U not I`m sittin` there, head soakin` wet Mashed potatoes in my finger nails And this broad`s crackin` up (Ha ha ha ha) I kid U not She`s rollin` on the carpet, people... Gimme some water there (Hey, hey, get...) People leavin` the restaurant She`s laughin` so hard potatoes are flyin` off her head (U got mad?) Damn right I was mad! I said, "Very funny" (Well, it is kinda funny) And I left her fuckin` ass right there Rollin` in those fuckin` mashed potatoes And I left this joint with out payin` a dime (Well, what are U eatin` here now 4 I mean?) That`s the killer! I was so mad I bought this joint (But the girl...) Fuckin` right (What happened 2 her, man?) That`s her over there, workin` the fuckin` cash register (Naw, her?) U gonna eat this? (That`s the mashed potato girl?) Here, gimme this bread (She`s, she`s great, what do U mean?) Is this the best bread in the city or what? What the fuck`s your problem? (Look at her, she`s, she`s gorgeous) U eat like a fuckin` parakeet (What...) I`m still hungry U hungry? (Naw, naw) Naw, U not hungry U want some bird seed or somethin`? Look here, order me somethin`! (Man, shut up now) I`m gonna run 2 the little boys room