Текст песни NoFX -  My Penis   
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My penis is like a hot-dog,  
but I don`t get monthly blood drips 
My penis hardly even used 
My penis`s got lots of extra skin 
They took my outtie and made it an in 
Changing Donnie to Marie Osmond 
 
Operation, successful 
But now I gotta pee 
Through a miniature hole 
Gotta remember to put the seat down 
And when I wipe my ass 
I go from front to back 
Cause I don`t want a bladder infection 
 
I never thought I`d miss my vas deferans 
I trade it in for a pair of used cans 
Now I get to hang with lesbians 
 
Operation, paid up front 
Now I show all my friends  
My new designer cunt 
They think I`m kinda weird 
But that`s ok with me 
Cause now I kick their ass  
Played from the gentlemens tee 
There`s nothing finer 
Than having a penis