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Текст песни NoFX - My Penis

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My penis is like a hot-dog,
but I don`t get monthly blood drips
My penis hardly even used
My penis`s got lots of extra skin
They took my outtie and made it an in
Changing Donnie to Marie Osmond

Operation, successful
But now I gotta pee
Through a miniature hole
Gotta remember to put the seat down
And when I wipe my ass
I go from front to back
Cause I don`t want a bladder infection

I never thought I`d miss my vas deferans
I trade it in for a pair of used cans
Now I get to hang with lesbians

Operation, paid up front
Now I show all my friends
My new designer cunt
They think I`m kinda weird
But that`s ok with me
Cause now I kick their ass
Played from the gentlemens tee
There`s nothing finer
Than having a penis

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My Penis

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