Текст песни Of Montreal -  Joseph And Alexander   
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Joseph and Alexander ride their flaming swans 
above Miss Dovepost and her loudmouth niece 
who had a fear of geese and who even in a corset 
looked remarkably obese 
 
Joseph and Alexander redirect their swanis left 
to take a gander at the funnel nosed threes 
in the Pekinese trees 
who are normally a nervous sort 
but now seem quite at ease 
 
Joseph and Alexander are brothers and best friends 
the wonderful adventures that they share together never end 
Be sure to send a smile for me and Dave 
to wherever they`re pretending to be 
I hope they keep a journal 
and take lots of photographs 
of all the funny things they see 
 
Joseph and Alexander 
approach the nest of the speckled salamander 
who with utmost care is knitting thermal underwear 
She smiles and hollers up 
"These are for my grandchildren to wear" 
 
Joseph and Alexander feeling tuckered 
now decide to meander back into their beds 
and kiss their swanis on the head 
but before going to sleepy land 
Joseph turned and said 
"Aggats, I love you" 
Alexander yawned and said 
"Joseph me too I love you"