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Fairy tales, nursery rhymes, promises, and liesAnything`s better than real life sometimesClick my heels and hope for better weather and sunshineHope my girl`s cheating and that kid`s not mineCross my arms and wiggle my nose but that building won`t explodeAnd my ankle-cut stocking`s full of coalThink happy thoughts but I`m still a gravity victimThink more happy thoughts but my vertical is still inchesLet the force flow through me but I can only sink shipsAnd I haven`t quite nailed the mind trickI caught some gamma rays from the microwave but my complexion stayed the sameAnd that spider bite turned red but I can`t spin a webI spoke "Enter" in Elvish and the entrance ignored usSo I drove up to the window and I orderedThese jigawatts wouldn`t get me to the future or the pastIt turns out this Flex Capacitor`s a waste of cashI named my computer Hal and he killed the air conditioningI said the password was Joshua but I guess he wasn`t listeningSaid Beetlejuice three times, I even did it in rhythmBut I guess that doesn`t work if you`re livingThe goblins helped me out, but I couldn`t solve the labyrinthThankfully I don`t believe in magic so nothing bad happenedThis girl I know is kissing frogs, looking for a princeNow she can`t get a date with all those warts on her lipsI tried her glass slippers on and got gay-bashed with a batThen the tooth fairy stiffed me for my missing molars and capsSo all I want for Christmas is my two front teethInstead I got a blender and a Crazy Straw from `83And this is coming from my Tell-Tale HeartBut if you dig into my basement throw Sloth a chocolate barAnd I don`t have a cornfield so the only signs I getAre from my fellow Earthlings, third finger from the leftAnd my bike never flew, but it never had a basketLooking back I`m glad it didn`t, `cause I might have got my ass kickedPlayed all my records backwards, looking for the hidden captionNow the voices in my head are telling me to take an AspirinAnd those green M&M`s got ingredients specialI got the secret though, they`re made out of peopleSo in six to eight weeks I`ll get that special deliveryY`all will be in trouble when I get my decoder ringYou might be saying, "Man, how dumb could this kid be?"But I`m not the one watching reality TVUnimaginable damage happens to these Adam`s apple poet weaklingsSpit jagged shrapnel, break TriForce in eight piecesBelieve this graduate`s experienced at writing thesisKill `em one by one and endanger the species, yoThis is the plot twist that climaxed the never-ending scriptExercise my Voodoo Economics on these kidsThe lowest lyricist don`t benefit from trickle-down tacticsEvery time I drop a track, DJ`s invest in new wax and compact discsFairy tales, nursery rhymes, promises, and liesFairy tales, nursery rhymes, promises, and lies

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