Текст песни Offspring - Wrong Foot Amputated
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The doctor had confesionHe tried to cure my diseaseI was sweatin on the way to the op roomGetting sedatives to put me at easeThey put me on a gurney in a hospital gownThey give me anesthetic and they strap my legs down"You won`t feel a thing," is what the doctor told meWe`re gonna whack it off, whack it off, whack it off, whack it off...HEY!!!Man, you must be kidding meTake a look! (He got the wrong foot amputated)Hey!!!... You shoulda cut they other kneeTake a bow! (You got the wrong foot amputated)Hey-ay, that leg was fineYou mean to tell methat this stuff happens all the ti-imeHey-ay! This ain`t my day!--"Ok, Mr. Johnson, I see you`re here for the irreversable vasectomy.""aryuhugh?""Well, we`ll just get you shaved right here. This might sting a little.""noooononooo"--Don`t wanna hear no excusesIts already too lateDon`t try to say I got a two for one saleA woman that I know when through a similar fateShe came in for a checkup and they tied up her tubesAnother one had cancer and they took the wrong boobThe other leg was sick and was the one with gangreenWhy didn`t they whack it off, whack it off, whack it off, whack it off...HEY!!!Man, you must be kidding meTake a look! (He got the wrong foot amputated)Hey!!!... You shoulda cut they other kneeTake a bow! (He`s getting pretty aggrevated)Hey-ay, that leg was fineYou mean to tell methat this stuff happens all the ti-imeHey-ay! This ain`t my day!