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Wrong Foot Amputated

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The doctor had confesion
He tried to cure my disease
I was sweatin on the way to the op room
Getting sedatives to put me at ease

They put me on a gurney in a hospital gown
They give me anesthetic and they strap my legs down
"You won`t feel a thing," is what the doctor told me
We`re gonna whack it off, whack it off, whack it off, whack it off...
HEY!!!

Man, you must be kidding me
Take a look! (He got the wrong foot amputated)
Hey!!!... You shoulda cut they other knee
Take a bow! (You got the wrong foot amputated)

Hey-ay, that leg was fine
You mean to tell methat this stuff happens all the ti-imeHey-ay!
This ain`t my day!

"Ok, Mr. Johnson, I see you`re here for the irreversable vasectomy."
"aryuhugh?"
"Well, we`ll just get you shaved right here. This might sting a little."
"noooononooo"

Don`t wanna hear no excuses
Its already too late
Don`t try to say I got a two for one sale
A woman that I know when through a similar fate
She came in for a checkup and they tied up her tubes
Another one had cancer and they took the wrong boob

The other leg was sick and was the one with gangreen
Why didn`t they whack it off, whack it off, whack it off, whack it off...
HEY!!!

Man, you must be kidding me
Take a look! (He got the wrong foot amputated)
Hey!!!... You shoulda cut they other knee
Take a bow! (He`s getting pretty aggrevated)

Hey-ay, that leg was fine
You mean to tell methat this stuff happens all the ti-imeHey-ay!
This ain`t my day!

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