Текст песни Ookla The Mok - Number One, слова песни Ookla The Mok

Текст песни Ookla The Mok - Number One

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I am a gamblerI am Fortune`s sonI am the first mate of the NCC-1701DWell I had an encounter at Farpoint StationWith a little touch of constipationWhile I was waiting to come aboard and meet my crewBut when the captain arrived I got this feeling insideThat there was something that I needed to doAnd it`s trueThat when I got to my quarters there was something missingI didn`t have a pot to piss inBut I was too proud to ask an ensign where to goAnd so I flashed with a smile and held it in for awhileAnd tried not to let it showBut you knowCHORUS:I asked the ship`s computerI checked the technical guideBut there are no bathrooms on the EnterpriseI`ve been here seven daysAnd I can`t wait anymorePretty soon I`m gonna boldly go where no one`s ever gone beforeI can`t sit down, I`m in some conditionHow`d Kirk survive on a five year mission?This new assignment is getting harder to endureCause I ain`t feeling so great and I`m putting on lots of weightI couldn`t make it through a three hour tourThat`s for sureAnd now I`ve gained twenty pounds and I grew a beardHow could I shave without a bathroom mirror?If I don`t get some relief I`m gonna split my skinCause I`m as round as a globe and if I don`t launch a probeSoon I`ll weigh enough to be my own twinMy transporter twinCHORUS

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Number One

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