Текст песни Ookla The Mok - Rishathra, слова песни Ookla The Mok

Текст песни Ookla The Mok - Rishathra

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Adam: We were doing Mok 1 in the Ookla-mobileLuis: And Rand was at the wheelRand: With gear and clothes and Adam crammed against the windshieldA: We were gonna filk until the break of dawnL: We`re going to the conR: Luis Tomas Garcia had his Sandman T-shirt onA: Rand was driving I was playing my guitarL: And I was in the carR: And then we stoppedA: And that`s when Rand said,R: "I don`t know where we are"A: I was trying to get the map unfolded when I heard a soundL: I looked aroundR: And then I noticed that the car was lifted off the groundAll: What was going on how were we floating through the air?All: Maybe it has to do with that flying saucer over there?A: Hold on this might not be as bad as it seemsL: What do you mean?R: We`ll miss the con!L: What are you on?R: We`re in a tractor beam!R: Luis looked down and marvelled at the endless rows of cornL: "That`s a lot of corn!"A: And Rand beaped out the rhythm the theme of Close Encounters on the hornR: Adam was trying to teach his fingers what to doL: "Na noo! Na noo!"A: As we docked aboard what appeared to be an interstellar zooR: I turned the car off and we timidly disembarkedL: "We`re double parked!"A: Gaping bewilderedly around this cosmic Noah`s ArkR: And that`s when Adam walked away without a glanceL: I peed my pantsA: I couldn`t help it I was in some kind of weird hypnotic tranceA: I woke up in a room with candles lit and muzak onA: I was lying on a bed with nothing but my tube socks onA: I saw a shapely silhouette in the doorL: She was a ten!R: An alien!A: I was stiffer than Al GoreA: We didn`t have a common culture or a common tongueA: We didn`t have a thing in common as I`ve already sungA: We didn`t have an ounce of mutual respectAll: But we had sexAll: We had sexAll: SexAll: We had sexR: And then a hooded stranger took me by the handL: "Don`t leave me Rand!"A: But Rand just followed knowing that Luis would understandR: She asked me if I wanted latte or Darjeeling teaL: "I`m thirsty!"A: They quickly saw they had compatible personalitiesR: We had the same opinions we shared the same philosophyR: We had the same Snoopy lunchbox we watched the same shows on TVR: We both liked movies with cheap special effectsA&L: But we did not have sexR: ("She said she just wanted to stay friends")A&L: We did not have sexR: ("She said she`d write me but she never did")A&L: No sexR: ("She gave me her phone number but when I called it it was a laundromat")A&L: We did not have sexA: With Rand and Adam gone Luis was all aloneL: "E.T. phone home!"R: He was in the dark and all he could hear was Adam moanA: Things were looking grim for the drummer of Ookla the MokL: "Help me Spock!"R" Next thing he knew Luis was on all fours stripped to his jockL: I was more scared than I had ever been in all my lifeL: I didn`t want to spend the next forty years as E.T.`s wifeA: Well maybe this isn`t quite as bad as it seems...L: At least yours was a female!A&R: And they had sexL: ("Mine was a huge purple guy")A&R: They had sexL: ("And he had this huge, long... ANTENNAE")A&R: SexL: ("And these bulging, humongous... EARS")A&R: They had sexL: ("It was horrible... I`m never doing that again!")A: It ended just as quickly as it had begunL: You mean YOU`RE doneR: It was more confusing than the ending of 2001A: I had a good timeR: And I gained a friendL: It was a bad joke but I got it in the end

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