Текст песни Richie Rich - Rodney the Geek
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[ VERSE 1 ]Let me tell a little story `bout a friend that I gotHis name`s Rodney, a geek, he hangs at the spotYou know the type, real shy, thick glasses and allGoofy, kinda pudgy, `bout 5 ft. tallHe was a moron, a pest, but his ways were goodI know you probably had this kind in your neighborhoodIf you do you should listen and listen wellTo the story `bout Rodney I`m about to tellFrat party at the college, Rodney got illUninvited but excited so he had to chillTwo kegs inside and a posse of girlsWhile Rodney stood goofy like Rocky the SquirrelCouldn`t dance, couldn`t wiggle if you want the truthAbout his fogged up glasses and a missing toothHe was a failure, and it showed in his faceBut he was always on time and never lateTo the grooves, but they wouldn`t let him inAnd Rodney`d get ill when the party begannI`d always hear strange stories of the things he`d sayHe got mad and threw his glasses at one DJBut the party went on and so did Rodney`s lifeWho walked home in a blur and didn`t sleep that nightHe`s RodneyHe`s Rodney the geekHe`s RodneyRodney the geek[ VERSE 2 ]Rodney kept a B average, he was good in schoolBut his one and only problem was bein coolWhile everyone drove Cougars Rodney drove a bugAnd often got into fights with the flatland thugsThere was at least ten of them in the flatland bunchAnd they all forced Rodney to buy them lunchThey took his Rolex, man, a Christmas giftThat`s when Rodney decided to make a shiftSchool transfers didn`t work and neither did the copsBut Rodney knew one day this would have to stopSo a newspaper ad brought Rodney some lifeBe cool plus learn karate and the class is at nightSo he dialed the number but he failed to seeThe three fat zeros where it stated the feeRodney`s bank account empty now he`s outta luckCause to take the course it cost a thousand bucksHe`s RodneyRodney the geekHe`s RodneyRodney the geek[ VERSE 3 ]He tried a new wardrobe and a brand new hatAnd for the flatland thugs he carried a gatIt was peace shooter, just a .25 automaticBut anything was cool just to calm the staticHe went to school the next morning, he was feelin greatAnd for the flatland bunch at lunch he`d waitWith his Fila suit he was way too liveStandin in the cafeteria with his chrome .25But there was somethin about the thugs he did not knowUnder all of those coats were big .44`sSo when they strove to take a standPain, strife and trouble in his life againBut yet he pulled his gun, his hand shiverin and shakinHis Fila suit and his hat were takenHe fired in the air once but then he pausedAnd ran to the office in his polka dot drawersHe`s RodneyRodney the geekHe`s RodneyRodney the geek[ VERSE 4 ]He was expelled from school for carryin a gatGot to the parking lot and his tires were flatPolka dot underwear and his vehicle stuck?No triple A car, boy, you`re outta luckHe hopped in his car, rolled his windows tightAnd that`s where Rodney slept that nightI went to school the next day, they towed his car awayAnd in the back of my mind I hear Rodney say..."I`m not a geek!"Rodney the geekRodney the geekI hear he`s doin well, he`s moved out the hoodHe`s got a couple of friends, and man, that`s goodCause even though he was a geek he`s stil my palAnd Rodney, if you`re out there, I wish you wellHe`s RodneyRodney the geekHe`s Rodney(Hahaha)Rodney the geekYeahRodney was a partner of mine, you know what I`m sayin?I wanna send this shout-out to all the geeksall the squares, you know what I`m sayin?Don`t attempt to be hard, be what you are, manBe yourself, cause that`s what time it isPeaceHe`s RodneyRodney the geek