Текст песни Ringo Starr - Snow Up Your Nose For Christmas
Ringo Starr - Snow Up Your Nose For Christmas слова песни
By Donald Pleasence and Meira Pleasence SNOW UP YOUR NOSE FOR CHRISTMAS,ICE ON YOUR PAWS AND YOUR CLAWS.TING-A-LING, TING-A-LING, TING-A-LING, LEARN TO SING,AN ANIMAL`S CHRISTMAS FIT FOR A KING. DING-DING-DING-A-LING-A-LING,DING-A-LING, DING-A-LING,DING-A-LING, DING-A-LING-A-LING,DING-A-LING, DING-A-LING. DING-DING-DING-A-LING-A-LING,DING-A-LING, DING-A-LING,DING-A-LING, DING-A-LING-A-LING,DING-A-LING, DING-A-LING. IT`S NOT THE BEST DAY OF THE YEARFOR A DUCK OR A GOOSE OR A DEER.LITTLE CHICKS CAN GET KILLED,FATHER GEESE, I AM TOLD,HATE THE SIGHT OF THE SNOWAND THE RICH CHRISTMAS CHILL. DING-A-LING, DING-A-LING-A-LING... DIALOG: "LOOK! LOOK! THE JOLLIES` ON TV! THERE`S MOLLY JOLLY AND THERE`S HOLLY JOLLY AND THE ELECTRIC GUITAR, AND MISTER WALLY JOLLY STANDING ON HIS HEAD AND PLAYING THE TROMBONE AT THE SAME TIME!""WHO`S THE GIRL?""POLLY JOLLY!" DING-A-LING, DING-A-LING-A-LING,DING-A-LING, DING-A-LING. SNOW UP YOUR NOSE FOR CHRISTMAS,SNOW FOR A FAT SANTA CLAUS.THERE IS SNOW UP YOUR NOSE,THERE IS ICE ON HIS TOES,PEOPLE GETS PRESENTS WHEREVER HE GOES. DING-A-LING, DING-A-LING-A-LING,DING-A-LING, DING-A-LING,DING-A-LING, DING-A-LING-A-LING,DING-A-LING, DING-A-LING. DING-A-LING, DING-A-LING-A-LING,DING-A-LING, DING-A-LING,DING-A-LING, DING-A-LING-A-LING,DING-A-LING, DING-A-LING. SNOW UP YOUR NOSE, WIND ON YOUR FACE,SNOW UP YOUR NOSE ON THE WHOLE HUMAN RACE. DIALOG: MIDNIGHT, THE FAMILY WENT TO BED. "I`M OUT! COME ON, BONCE, FOOD!"THEY ATE CHRISTMAS CAKE, MINTS PIES, CHEESE."CAN`T WE PULL ONE?""A CRACKER?""WELL, THEY`RE ALL ASLEEP, LISTEN!"THE TWO MICE PULLED, THE CRACKER PARTED WITH A BANG. THERE WAS SILENCE ABOVE THEM, QUIET AS CHOCOLATE MICE. THE MICE LISTENED."LET`S SEE WHAT`S INSIDE.""LITTLE BAG!""BRITISH AIRWAYS! JUST THE THING FOR OUR SURVIVAL KIT."HE FILLED THE TOY BAG WITH CHEESE AND CAKE AND JUMPED TO THE FLOOR."WE`RE AWAY!"BONCE NOSED HIS WAY THROUGH THE FRONT DOOR LIKE AN ELECTRIC DRILL."AFTER YOU, SCOUSE."SCOUSE PUT HIS NOSE INTO THE OUTSIDE WORLD."OH, OH, IT`S, IT`S, IT`S COLD OUT THERE! AND THERE`S WHITE STUFF, SNOW, I THINK.""OH, SCOUSE, I THINK I`LL STAY HOME.""YOU CALL THIS HOME? LISTEN, YOU CAN ALWAYS JOIN ME. WATCH THE TELLY, I`LL BE THERE.""HOW?""I`LL BE FAMOUS! FAMOUS PEOPLE ARE ALWAYS ON THE TELLY.""WELL, GOOD LUCK THEN. BYE.""EH...RIGHT!"HE WENT. SCOUSE THE MOUSE WAS FREE.