Текст песни rogers stan - Garnetts Homemade Beer
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GARNETT`S HOMEMADE BEER1. Oh the year was nineteen seventy-eight, (How I wish I`d never tried it now,) When a score of men were turned quite green By the scummiest ale you`ve ever seenChorus: God damn them all, I was told this beer was worth its weight in gold We`d feel no pain, shed no tears, But it`s a foolish man who shows no fear At a glass of Garnett`s homemade beer.2. Now Garnett Rogers cried the town (how I wish I`d never tried it now,) For 20 brave men all masochists who Would taste for him his homemade brew.3. This motley crew were a sickening sight (how I wish I`d never tried it now,) There was caveman Dave with his eyes in bags He`d a hard-boiled liver and the staggers and jags.4. We hadn`t been there but an hour or two (how I wish I`d never tried it now,) When a voice said "Give me some homemade brew" As steeleyed Stan hove into view.5. Now steeleyed Stand was a frightening man (how I wish I`d never tried it now,) He was eight foot tall and four foot wide Said "pass that jug or I`ll tan your hide.6. Stan took one sip and pitched on his side (how I wish I`d never tried it now,) Garnett was smashed with a cupful of drugs And his breath set fire to both me legs.7. Now here I am with my 23rd beer (how I wish I`d never tried it now,) It`s six long years since I felt this way On the night before my wedding day.see also BARTPRIVfilename[ GARNTBRplay.exe BARTPRIVDC===DOCUMENT BOUNDARY===