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My Carphone`s On The Pill

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My carphone`s on the pill, and my girfriend`s got call waitingSatan`s in the bagels and my toaster`s masturbatingMy computer has hard drive, and my disk is always floppyMy Xerox has the runs and it won`t stop shitting copiesHelp meMy paper wants some coffee and my mother needs recyclingMy fax is getting acne and it needs some tetracycleneMy dog is late for school and my son pissed on the floorThe percolator`s drooling and the baby`s at the storeWould you help me please?The TV`s watching me and my control is in remoteGrandpa`s sucking carpet and the vacuum stole my coatAnd the birds are smoking cocaine and my son lives in a nestMy daughter just got neutered, and my cat just got fake breastsNow help me pleaseYeah TV rules the house now, Mr. Cartwright is the bossGinger`s kissing MaryAnn and I`m in love with HossThurston Howell III is lusting after Mary TylerMore is always less that Mr. Douglas is a stylerGreen Acres is the place to be, that Eb is such a dorkHe hit Arnold the pig and so tonight we`re eating porkHelp meMy coffee lost its dentures and my father needs reheatingMy wife is always empty and the fridge is always eatingThe dust pan`s playng marbles and the kids are in the sinkAnd the heater won`t quit farting and my mental health it stinksNow help me pleaseMy car went to the movies, and I`m locked in my garageMy bathroom went to art school, now I piss in a collageAnd the blender stole my credit cards, and bought some fancy dudsEveryone has patriots, but all I have are scudsHelp me pleaseMy carphone`s on the pill, and my girfriend`s got call waitingSatan`s in the bagels and my toaster`s masturbatingHelp me please

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