Sandler Adam

Cordurory Blues

495 3 часа назад

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When I was a boyThere was no limit to what I could eatShake after shake after shake after shakeFollowed by all kinds of red meatMetabolism runnin` around so fastMy body never gained to weightThat pissed off all my Momma`s friendsAnd made my big-boned sister irateBut now I`m a manAnd all that frolicking has caused my ego to hurt`Cause even when I`m in the shower aloneI`m to embarrassed to remove my shirtWhat made a millionaire out of Mr. Frito-LayMade a fat mother fucker outta meWhat made a millionaire out of Mr. Frito-LayMade a fat mother fucker outta meAnd all them cookies I been munching latelyMy feet are becoming difficult to seeI believe it was my DaddyWho led me to this eating diseaseBy calling me "The Little Candy Ass"When I couldn`t finish a burger with cheeseOr maybe it was my MommaWho got me addicted to all the wrong foodsOnly when I gobbled down every chicken cutletWould I get to see Momma`s good moodsThey said eat this, they said eat thatTo stay skinny there was no chanceAnd now when I walk I hear corduroyEven though I ain`t wearing pantsWhat made a millionaire out of Mr. Frito-LayYou fat fuck, You fat fuckMade a fat mother fucker outta meWhat made a millionaire out of Mr. Frito-LayYou fat fuck, You fat fuckMade a fat mother fucker outta meAnd all that ice cream I been eating latelyMy chins alone weight 203The diet starts tomorrow!I have a grapefruit for breakfastFor lunch a brown of white riceDinnertime it`s a saltless potatoI ain`t allowed no spiceIf this diet`s gonna workTonight I can`t eat no more"Just go to sleep," I say to myselfAs I close the bedroom doorTwo in the morning, I wake up to pissMy belly`s hungry and achin`Tiptoe to the kitchen, fuck the dietBring on the chips flavored with baconWhat made a millionaire out of Mr. Frito-LayMade a fat mother fucker outta meWhat made a millionaire out of Mr. Frito-LayMade a fat mother fucker outta meAnd all them crumb-cakes I been eating lately

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