Sandler Adam

Corduroy Blues

373 3 часа назад

Текст песни Sandler Adam - Corduroy Blues

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When I was a boyThere was no limit on what I could eatShake after shake after shake after shakeFollowed by all kinds of red meatMetabolism runnin` around so fastMy body never gained no weightThat pissed off all my Momma`s friendsAnd made my big-boned sister irateBut now I`m a manAnd all that food frolicking has caused my ego to hurt`Cause even when I`m in the shower aloneI`m too embarrassed to remove my shirtWhat made a millionaire out of Mr. Frito-LayMade a fat mother-fucker outta meWhat made a millionaire out of Mr. Frito-LayMade a fat mother-fucker outta meAnd all them cookies I been munching latelyMy feets are becoming difficult to seeI believe it was my DaddyWho led to this eating diseaseBy calling me "The Little Candy-ass"When I couldn`t finish a burger with cheeseOr maybe it was my MommaWho got me addicted to the wrong foodsOnly when I gobbled down every chicken cutletWould I get to see Momma`s good moodsThey said eat this, they said eat thatTo stay skinny there was no chanceAnd now when I walk I hear corduroyEven though I ain`t wearing pantsWhat made a millionaire out of Mr. Frito-LayMade a fat mother-fucker outta me(You fat fuck, you fat fuck)What made a millionaire out of Mr. Frito-LayMade a fat mother-fucker outta me(You fat fuck, you fat fuck)And all that ice cream I been eatin` latelyMy chins alone weigh 203The diet starts tomorrow!I have a grapefruit for breakfastFor lunch a bowl of white riceDinnertime it`s a saltless potatoI ain`t allowed no spiceIf this diet`s gonna workTonight I can`t eat no more"Just go to sleep," I say to myselfAs I close the bedroom doorTwo in the morning, I wake up to pissMy belly`s hungry and achin`Tiptoe to the kitchen, fuck the dietBring on the chips flavored with baconWhat made a millionaire out of Mr. Frito-LayMade a fat mother-fucker outta meWhat made a millionaire out of Mr. Frito-LayMake a tub o` shit outta meAnd all them crumb-cakes I been eating latelyI shoulda bought stock in Sara Lee

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