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I`m So Wasted

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Joe: "Hey pal! How ya doin?"M2: "I`m so wasted, man."Joe: "Yeah, you are, oh ho ho!"M2: "Thanks man."Joe: "It`s good party, huh?"M2: "Oh, it`s great man."Joe: "Hey that`s some good acid, huh?"M2: "Oh, killer man."Joe: "Hey, my pleasure."M2: "I`ve never been higher."Joe: "Oh ho, you must be freaking out."M2: "Acid`s great man."Joe: "It`s the best."M2: "Everytime I do acid man, I`m so high."Joe: "Yeah, oh, you must be flipping out right now."M2: "This is the best acid, man."Joe: "What are you seein, man?"M2: "Oh, I, that cloud up there, man."Joe: "Whoa"M2: "It`s got a vein in it."Joe: "Oh-Holy Cow! Really!?"M2: "And it`s bleeding on me, man."Joe: "It`s bleeding on ya? Well watch out!"M2: "Look at my hand, man."Joe: "Yeah?"M2: "It-It`s moving, but it`s not moving."Joe: "It`s not?"M2: "It`s still there, but it looks like it`s moving."Joe: "Hey, yeah to you it is."M2: "I`m so high."Joe: "Yeah, you must be flipping out."M2: "I`m flipping out off it."Joe: "Hallucinations, man."M2: "Acid..right."Joe: "Hey, I got some news fer ya."M2: "I`m seeing stuff, man."Joe: "Yeah, yer seeing stuff."M2: "Right."Joe: "Well, that`s what happens when you take acid, but you know what?"M2: "What man?"Joe: "Uhhh, that really wasn`t acid. That was just a little piece ofpaper I ripped off of my notebook."[Silence]M2: "Wha? It`s probly this weed I`m smokin`, man."Joe: "Oh, that weed."M2: "That Thai bud, man."Joe: "Whoa."M2: [Laughing] "Everything`s hilarious."Joe: [Laughing] "That`s funny man. Look at that guy."M2: [Laughing] "That`s funny man."Joe: [Laughing] "Look at that guy`s hat man."M2: [Laughing] "Everything`s funny to me, man."Joe: "Right. Hey, how man bones didya smoke? A few joints, man?"M2: "I had about four."Joe: "Whoa, that`s a lot of bones to be smokin`, man."M2: "The whole thing`s man."Joe: "Yeah, you sucked `em down yerself."M2: "Ain`t that hilarious!?"Joe: "You didn`t wanna share, didja?"M2: "It was great stuff, man."Joe: "Aww, yeah, hey I got some news on that stuff too."M2: "Hey what man?"Joe: "That`s the stuff I sold you, right?M2: "Yeah, right."Joe: "Yeah"M2: "It`s funny, man."Joe: "Well, well, uh.."M2: "I`m wasted off it, man."Joe: "Yeah, well that`s good. You smoked it, right?"M2: "Right."Joe: "Well that really wans`t weed."[Pause]Joe: "No it wasn`t, it was pencil shavings in a bag."[Silence]Joe: "Yeah."M2: "Well, it`s probably this beer. This beer I`m drinking, man. I mustbe drunk off it or something. Ya know, I had about eighteen of them,man."Joe: "Whoa, oh really!?"M2: "I`m just..wasted off `em."Joe: "That`s a lot of beer for a man to drink."M2: "Man, I gotta pea pretty soon, man."Joe: "You didn`t dump `em out in the woods, didja?"M2: "No..no..no.. I drank all of them."Joe: "Right, yeah. I saw you..that`s good. Hey didja eat today?"M2: "No, I`m on an empty stomach."Joe: "Whoa, you must be ..yea.. extra buzz for you."M2: "..And that`s why I`m so wasted off it man, it`s like I`m seeingthings, man."Joe: "Yeah, you can hardly stand, man."M2: "You should take my car keys, cuz I can`t drive, man."Joe: "Right, right."M2: "I can barely walk."Joe: "Hey man, you better open those eyes up, they`re half shut."M2: "There`s two of you, man. I can`t see anymore, man, I`m blind!"Joe: "Right.. I got the beers, huh? I`m the man, right?"M2: "Yeah, you are the man."Joe: "Say it. Say I`m the man."M2: "Yer da man!!"Joe: "Okay, well that beer.."M2: "Yeah?"Joe: "There was no alcohol in that beer."[Pause]Joe: "That was non-alcoholic. So..uhh..again, I`m gonna have to bust youon this one. You`re lying."[Silence]M2: [Mumbling] "I`ll be right back."Joe: "Ok, buddy, you go sober up."[Walking different directions, gun goes off]Joe: "Oh my God! He killed himself! He killed himself!"[Runs over]Joe: "Oh my God! You killed yerself, buddy."M2: "Yeah, I`m dead, man."Joe: "Oh my, oh yer dead."M2: "Yeah, I`m dead, man."Joe: "That is awefull."M2: "There`s a big white light and everything, man."Joe: "Yeah! Well you showed us all, man."M2: "Oh man, I`m so peaceful here man."Joe: "Yeah, you see anything weird, or.."M2: "My relatives, man, a big white light, and my grandfather`s thereand.."Joe: "Ooooh, I remember him, he`s a good guy."M2: "He`s still wearing the same clothes, and.."Joe: "Hey, say hello fer me, huh?"M2: "Hey man, Joe says hi, man."Joe: [Chuckling] "Right."M2: "It`s yeah..My uncle`s here and..."Joe: "Right..right.. Hey I got some news for ya. This is so funny."M2: "Yeah? What, man?"Joe: "Yeah, yeah, before you go, up to heaven. The gun, you killedyerself with, that`s the one I sold you, right?"M2: "Yeah."Joe: "Yeah, well that was a cap gun. So, there`s no way you could havekilled yourself."[Pause]Joe: "Yeah, that`s right, ok.. I`m going back to the party. Ok, takecare."[Walks back]M2: [Whimpering and crying] "I`m moving to a different town man."- "Four weeks later."[Pouring drink]M2: "Oh this beer is great, man. This tequila is really strong, man.It`s got a worm, and everything in it, man."Buffoon: "Fuckin` shit!"M2: "All being in the sun, you`re even more wasted. Fuckin` shit isright, man! I am totally wasted now, man. I should maybe get an umbrellaor something and go in the shade."Buffoon: "I know a guy who can suck his own dick."M2: "Yeah, I know a guy who can do that too. He`s the drummer from OllyHatched and one night we had two cases of Southern Comfort, man. We wereso wasted.off it. I`m serious man."

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