Текст песни Sandler Adam - Joining The Cult
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[Sounds of Basketball being shot around]Sandler: "Hey man, I`m joining a religious cult."Allen: "Now, that`s ridiculous."Sandler: "Well, I`m joining it, so you gotta sign up too."Allen: "What are you talking about?"Sandler: "Hey, don`t fuck me on this, man, just sign up."Allen: "No, I`m not going to join a cult!"Sandler: "I can`t believe you`re pulling this shit on me after Mondaynight --"Allen: "What?Sandler: "-- I wanted to watch Monday Night Football and you wanted towatch that other show and we watched your show -- I did that for you!"Allen: "Yeah, well, you kept flippin` back to the game."Sandler: "I WANTED TO SEE THE FUCKIN` SCORE! Whadda you gotta do that`sso fucking importnat you can`t join the religious cult with me?"Allen: "Well, I was gonna go sunbathing."Sandler: "Oh, boy, no no, I don`t think you should do that. Because thisguy, Russell -- he`s the leader-guy of the cult --"Allen: "-- yeah --"Sandler: "-- he was rambling on during one of the speeches about the sunbeing bad, like the beast can`t come out because the sun`s too brightand the sun hurts his eyes or something -- you show up all sunburned andthat guy`s gonna get pissed at you and me!"Allen: "Well, I`m not in the cult, so I don`t have to worry aboutpissing the leader guy off!"Sandler: "Look, I`m -- starting to believe in some of the stuff the cultguy`s been saying -- some of it makes a lot of sense!Allen: "Well, good, but I don`t want to join the cult. We can still hangout; I just won`t be in it with you."Sandler: "The point is, I`m not gonna have time to hang out with youbecause I`m gonna be fuckin` busy with this fuckin` cult!"Allen: "So I`ll visit on weekends -- we`ll work it out."Sandler: "No, the weekends are like the busiest time -- that`s when wego to flea malls and fuckin` malls and talk people into joining, man!"Allen: "Can I join for just a little while? I told my dad I`d go visithim in Florida in three weeks."Sandler: "Well, just, we`ll ask then, but we gotta join now."Allen: "What`s the hurry?"Sandler: "There`s a girl I wanna meet there, what the fuck`s yourproblem?"Allen: "Well, I mean I don`t really have to believe in this stuff, doI?"Sandler: "No, no, just fuckin` tell everybody you believe in this shit-- when they say the sun sucks, go, "Yeah, fuck the sun, I fuckin` hateit too, long live the fuckin` beast."Allen: "I don`t know, man. This is crazy."Sandler: "Look, they`re gonna give you clothers, a free haircut, you`regonna get food --"Allen: "-- it`s not gonna be one of those weird haircuts, is it?"Sandler: "It`s gonna be a haircut, all right? You said you need ahaircut, they`re gonna fuckin` cut your hair. You`re going in, savingtwelve bucks, just fuckin` do it!"Allen: "Do you think the hot girl has a friend for me?"Sandler: "Yeah, sure, and if she doesn`t, she`ll go out and recruit onefor you!"Allen: "Well, all right. But, hey, if I don`t like it, I`m going toescape, man."Sandler: "OK, that`s up to you.""Three weeks later!"[Chanting repeatedly] "The night time is the right time! The night timeis the right time!"Sandler: "Hey buddy, are you glad you did this?"Allen: "Oh, this is the best thing I ever did. Thank you."Sandler: "You`re not mad at them making you, uh, kill your father, areyou?"Allen: "You know, it`s like they said. It was the only way to save him."Sandler: "You`re a good guy."Allen: "You`re a better one."[Chanting resumes]