Sandler Adam

The Buffoon And The Valedictorian

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"And now the buffoon`s date at the drive-in with the school`svaledictorian."Valedictorian: "I really appreciate you`re asking me out. Most peopleare intimidated by my high academic achievement."Buffoon: "This movie sucks shit!"Valedictorian: "Well, Ebel gave it thumbs up, but Ciscel thought it wastoo preachy. Anyway, I enjoyed the director`s last film immensly."Buffoon: "Cathleen Turner has big fuckin` tits!"Valedictorian: "Yes, well, she recently had a child. I think hermaternal biology may play a role in that. She looks fabulous for a womanher age, doesn`t she?"Buffoon: "I put a firecracker in a bullfrog`s mouth and blew his fuckin`head off."Valedictorian: "Well, in psychology we learned that it is not uncommonfor male adolescents to commit savage acts on animals as part of theirmaturing process."Buffoon: "That girl in the fucking car in front of us, she giveseverybody head."Valedictorian: "Well, I guess she`s strong for attention and she feelspromiscuity is the only way to obtain it."[Buffoon eating popcorn]Buffoon: "This popcorn`s fuckin` terrible. It tastes like someone jizzedall over it."[Buffoon continues to eat popcorn]Valedictorian: "Well the amount of semen on this popcorn is certainlydisturbing. Perhaps the staff in the refreshment stand was overcome bythe monotony of their work and decided to play a childish prank."Buffoon: "I looked at my asshole in the mirror today. It blew my fuckin`mind!"Valedictorian: "It`s ironic that parts of one`s body seems odd andunusual because you don`t see them on a day to day basis.Buffoon: "My father`s shit stinks up the bathroom all fuckin` day!"Valedictorian: "It`s puzzling why one person`s fecal odor can be moreoverpowering than another`s. I wonder whether it is a function of thefood digested or that person`s internal metabolism."Buffoon: "I`m gonna go get head from that fuckin` girl."[Gets out of the car]Valedictorian: "Well, I`m sorry to see the date come to such an abrubtconclusion."[Buffoon walking away]"I do appreciate the time you spent with me and look forward to a futurerondevue."Buffoon: "I like to piss in that guy`s fuckin` gas tank!"Valedictorian: "Bye bye! Have fun."[Buffoon continues to walk away]

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