Текст песни Sesame Street - Ernie And Bert Have A Snack, слова песни Sesame Street

Текст песни Sesame Street - Ernie And Bert Have A Snack

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Ernie and Bert are sitting down with pizza and juice. Ernie`s serving is noticably larger than Bert`s. Ernie: "Okay, Bert, here`s your glass of ice-cold delicious grape juice, and here`s my glass of ice-cold delicious grape juice, and here`s your slice of cheese, Bert, cheese, anchovy, and pepperoni pizza, and here`s my slice of cheese, anchovy and pepperoni pizza. Ready to eat?" (Picks up slice) Bert: "Hold it, Ernie, hold it! (Ernie puts slice down) Do you notice anything? Take a real close look. I want you to take a look at my glass of grape juice and I want you to take a look at your glass of grape juice. And I want to you to take a look at my slice of pizza and I want you to take a look at your slice of pizza." (Five second pause.) Bert: "Well?" Ernie: "Well what? It all looks delicious, let`s eat!" (grabs slice again) Bert: "Not so fast! (Ernie puts slice down) Ernie, you have much more grape juice in your glass than I have in my glass. And you have much more pizza on your plate than I have on my plate." Ernie: "Is that so?" Bert: "Yes, it is. And I have much less grape juice in my glass than you have in your glass. And I have much less pizza on my plate than you have on your plate. I have less, and you have more. I wonder how that happened, hmm?" Ernie: "Oh, gee I`m sorry. I can fix that!" Bert: "You can? Well -- (suddenly Ernie starts gobbling pizza) I don`t mean fix it THAT way--Ernie! (Ernie ignores him, starts slurping his juice loudly) Ernie--is that your idea of fixing it?" (Ernie sits back, satisfied, examining pizza and juice, Ernie`s is now much smaller than Bert`s.) Ernie: "There, Bert, it`s all fixed! Now you have more juice than I do and I have less juice than you do, and you have more pizza than I do and I have less pizza than you do. See, all better!" Bert: "I don`t understand......" Ernie: "But wait a minute--that`s not fair, I have less, and you have more--" (Bert starts to protest) Bert: "But, Ernie, you just ate all that--" Ernie: (at the same time) "I better fix this too--" (Ernie starts drinking Bert`s juice, slurp, slurp, slurp) Bert: "But you had your grape--and you had your pete--pizza and--" (Ernie has finished all but an inch of Bert`s juice, turns to Bert`s pizza.) Ernie: "And now I better eat some of your pizza." (starts noshing down) Bert: (He is resigned, walking away) "Enjoy it, Ernie!"

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Ernie And Bert Have A Snack

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