Sesame Street

Ernie Questions His Existence

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Ernie: "Hey Bert, it`s--" Bert: "-Aak-Eek-Aak!--" Ernie: "--time for our checker game." (Ernie looks apologetic.) Bert: "Oh Ernie, you scared me! I thought you weren`t here." Ernie: "Well maybe I`m not then." Bert: "What do you mean?" Ernie: "You`re usually right about most things, Bert." Bert: (modest) "Welllllllll ..." Ernie: "And if you think I`m not here ... then maybe I`m not!" Bert: "Good! If you`re not here, Ernie, then I can go back to reading my book." (Bert does go read for about two seconds, as Ernie starts to get worried.) Ernie: "But the question is ... If I`m not here ..." Bert: (to himself) "Oh no ..." Ernie: (worried) "... then ... Where Am I?" Bert: "It`s going to be one of those days." (Ernie gets a pair of binoculars and looks out the window with them) Bert: "Ernie ... (irritated) Ernie, what are you doing?" Ernie: "I`m looking for me, Bert! (pause) I thought I might be out taking a walk on Sesame Street, but I don`t see me anywhere. (pause) Then if I`m not out on Sesame Street ---- I must be Lost!!" Bert: "I don`t believe this." Ernie: "I`m lost! (he`s really upset by now) Out there, all alone, wandering through some spooky forest, or down some lonesome road ... This is terrible! (starts to cry) I`ll never see me again!" Bert: "Ernie!" Ernie: (sniff) "I miss me!" Bert: "Ernie, will you stop that! Now, I can prove to you that You Are Here. Now, get our hand mirror. (Ernie picks it up.) Now, what`s that?" Ernie: "Oh, it`s a mirror." Bert: "No, no, I mean look inside!" Ernie: (looks in the mirror) "I see ... me, Bert! That`s me in the mirror, Bert!" Bert: "Right! And if you see yourself in the mirror , that means--" Ernie: "That means I must be Here! Gee, thanks, Bert! (smiles at the reflection) I missed me! (Ernie then goes back to Bert, tapping him on the shoulder as before) Hey Bert. it`s time--" Bert: "Aak-Eek-Aak!" Ernie: " ... for our checker game! I`m here!" Bert: (angry) "Ernie, we can not play checkers!" Ernie: "Why not, Bert? I`m here!" Bert: (angry) "That`s right, you`re here, Ernie! BUT I`M NOT!" (marches out and slams door, leaving Ernie rather surprised.)

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