Текст песни Sherman Allan - Hail To Thee Fat Person
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+Hail To Thee, Fat PersonI would like to explain how it came to pass that I got fat.Ladies and gentlemen, I got fat as a public service.When I was a child, my mother said to me,"Clean the plate, because children are starving in Europe."And I might point out that that was years before the Marshall Plan was ever heard of.So I would clean the plate, four, five, six times a day.Because somehow I felt that that would keep the children from starving in Europe.But I was wrong. They kept starving. And I got fat.So I would like to say to every one of you who is either skinny or in some other way normal--When you walk out on the street, and you see a fat person,Do not scoff at that fat person. Oh no!Take off your hat. Hold it over your heart.Lift your chin up high. And in a proud, happy voice say to him,"Hail to thee, fat person!You kept us out of war!"