Текст песни Sherman Allan - You Need An Analyst
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+You Need An AnalystIf you`re always stealing goodies from a big department store,You need an analyst, a psychoanalyst.If your pocket`s full of little things you never owned before,You need an analyst, a psychoanalyst.If somebody says "Good morning," and politely tips his hat,And you frown and say, "I wonder what he really meant by that,If you`re walking down the sidewalk and you won`t step on a crack,You`re afraid if you step on a crack, you`ll break your mother`s back,If you`re at the Philharmonic and you start to do the twist,You need an analyst, a psychoanalyst.(You need an analyst, you need an analyst,We really must insist that you see an analyst.)If you`re freezing or you`re sweating from imaginary ills,You need an analyst, a psychoanalyst.If it takes an IBM machine to classify your pills,You need an analyst, a psychoanalyst.If you tiptoe into bed and you`re as quiet as a mouse,But the bed you tiptoe into is in someone else`s house,If you have a brand new raincoat, and of it you`re very fond,In fact, you`d rather be alone with it than with a blonde,If you wear your wristwatch on your feet and stockings on your wrist,You need an analyst, a psychoanalyst.(You need an analyst, you need an analyst,We really must insist that you see an analyst.)If you`re always tearing paper into teeny weeny bits,You need an analyst, a psychoanalyst.If you`ve got a secret closet full of pomegranate pits,You need an analyst, a psychoanalyst.If they ask you what your name is and you answer Bonaparte,If you dig those daffy doodles that are known as modern art,If you`re walking down the street and then you stop to tie your shoes,And you tie them to each other as you hum Saint Louis Blues,Or if you`re forty-six years old and never have been kissed,Go kiss an analyst, a psychoanalyst.(Go kiss an analyst, go kiss an analyst,We really must insist that you kiss an analyst.)If you`re always having arguments when no one else is there,You need an analyst, a psychoanalyst.And whenever you are angry, if you kick your teddy bear,You need an analyst, a psychoanalyst.If you dream you`ve got a purple dragon next to you in bed,And you wake up and your dragon isn`t purple, it is red,If you eat those little prizes, and you save the Crackerjacks,If you really think they`re ever gonna cut the income tax,You need an analyst,(You need) I need (he needs) we needEverybody needs an analyst.