Текст песни Sir Mix-a-Lot - Big Johnson, слова песни Sir Mix-a-Lot

Текст песни Sir Mix-a-Lot - Big Johnson

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[Sir Mix-A-Lot - talking]Oh!, y`all been tellin some lies `bout your penile region(*laughing*)(Female voice: Fuck me up here) (*mixed*)That`s what I heard from your girl, boy[Break - Female voice]We like a great big Johnson - 4X[Verse 1]Big momma please don`t give me drama `bout my love hummerIf you ain`t pleased, then tell me what I needIf you lie, I`ll play the naive guyTell me ten strong, you got a closer lookI know I ain`t ten long, but that`s okayYou call me Big Daddy anywayAnd make me feel good `bout my medium woodShe got her eyes closed, rockin me wellTryin hard to get a nut, while she callin me DenzelBut oh well, get it Halle Berry, get it Halle Berry, get itTwo can play the games in a fantasy thingAnd only five percent of men got nine and upBut eighty-five percent say they can`t fit a cup, now what up?Somebody gotta be lyin, cause I amClaimin bout twelve on the hit-me scaleBut the truth is the six to eight range, you hangJust like the average Joe Plain, fool[Chorus - Female voice] + (Sir Mix-A-Lot)Bring black, bring white (uh huh)Bring length (yeah), tonight (uh)If not, bye byeWe like, we like a great big Johnson(What you like?)We like a great big Johnson(What you like?)We like a great big Johnson(Ladies, what you like?)We like a great big Johnson(What you like?)We like a great big Johnson[Verse 2]Now every entertainer claims hung but not wantedMister Being-less-than-a-female`s-bestBut have you seen a John Holmes movie?Got the double digit wide with a pack of porno groupies!Well my girl did, she stayed glued to dudeHe swingin fourteen inches and the remote she clenchesBut she`s my Misses but she`s his tonightAnd did I tell you John Holmes was white?Uh oh, we can`t let the urban legends dieCause I be Mandingo and he be the gringoIt ain`t supposed to go like this, it was goin wellEight was swell, but fourteen brings hellBut I can`t compete with this feat, so must I eatthe ultimate burger, I clicked on a cursorTriple W dot Ginseng dot comTryna drop bombs, lay it down and hit in like John[Chorus - Female voice] + (Sir Mix-A-Lot)Bring black, bring white (uh)Bring length, tonight (*laughing*)If not, bye byeWe like, we like a great big Johnson(What they like?)We like a great big Johnson(Ha, what you like?)We like a great big Johnson(What you like?)We like a great big Johnson(Well say that then)We like a great big Johnson[Verse 3]You can blame it on the Internet, its too much accessTo big studs lookin for quick love and hugsThey used to only have magazines with a three inch punk in a centerfoldHis pee-pee`s coldBut oh no my ego shrunk, when they got hunksBig J Peg, beef strapped to his legNo strings attached to the ridePlus they only touch with they feminine side, so why tryBut I bought tools from the tools storeI heard the revolutions per minute, can make up for dippin in itAin`t no shame in my game, you could make to claimYou say your layin the pipe, but pay attention to your wifeLover man ..Come home from work and John Holmes be sittin up in your thing about fourteen inches deepAnd you standin in the doorway lookin at three and a half (*laughing*)[Chorus - Female voice] + (Sir Mix-A-Lot)Bring black, bring white (bring white?)Bring length (huh?), tonight (say what?)If not (yeah), bye byeWe like, we like a great big Johnson(C`mon)We like a great big Johnson(C`mon)We like a great big Johnson(C`mon, chicks)We like a great big Johnson(C`mon, chicks)We like a great big Johnson(What you like?)We like a great big Johnson(What you like?)We like a great big Johnson(Ladies, what you like?)We like a great big Johnson(C`mon)We like a great big JohnsonFemale voice: Big fuckin cock (*laughing*)Sir Mix-A-Lot: Damn girl, you meant that shit

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