Текст песни Sir Mix-a-Lot - Sprung On The Cat
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*SPOKEN*Brothers, we`ve messed over our sisters for years (years and years)I said for yearsBut now we`re being messed overI said now we`re being messed overYou done fell in love with the catYou know what I`m talking about "The Cat"It`ll get ya*RAP*Meow, meow, the cat will get yaIf you let it get wit` yaSome brothers wanna spend alotta moneyJust to get a little honeyBut the honey gets runny when the money`s funny`Cause I`m hipped an` a brother like Mix don`t slip`Cause them girls will put that cat right on yaAnd don`t say I didn`t warn yaGo down to the beachSee the girls in bikini`sWonder why you don`t see me, brothers (Yeah)Should I preach (Preach, preach)Awreit, back to the beachA O.G. from the hoodWent down to the beach but his game was weakMet a sweet thing named YolandaShe had the go mo-mo`s on her brand new HondaSo my boy stepped up with a gangsta pitchBetter come on an` get wit` disA forty-dog in his hand and he`s saggin`But pretty soon the cat`s goan tag himLater that night, Yolanda got busy in the backOf his big black CadillacThe next day, the O.G. wasn`t playin` no ball`Cause he took her to the mallBuyin` everything from skirts to bootsOh, speakin` a boots, yeah he knocked `er bootsBut in the end another fool got jack`Cause he was sprung on the catSprung on the cat, check it outThere`s a brother named Dave in a CorvetteHad a job at the U.P.S.I ain`t dissin` `cause U.P.S. pays moneyBut Dave wants to kick it with the honeys, huhHe shoulda got `em a girl `n` settle downBut Dave wants to get aroundPut the top down on the `vetteHit the south side of SeattleLookin` for sexGot a full pack of Seagrams under the seatAnd boom, there it is...three freaksThick, walkin` with a natural switchAnd Dave starts getting that itch, huhYou know a `vettes only got two seatsBut Dave wasn`t listening to meAll three of them jumped in the carHit Red Lobster and went straight to the barBut them drinks ain`t cheap out there sonFive dollars for one of them daiquirisAnd Dave was treatin`And the girls was sure `nuff eatin`Two hundred dollars worth of fishAnd Dave wants to make a little wishA little something that he`d seen in a porno moviePlay BBD and said do meAt Daves house they left him in a cold sweatHe gave `em the keys to the `vetteOoh, that`s the wrong move, blackYou must be sprung on the catSprung on the catSprung on the catOld girl named Joyce tried to put that cat on me two weeks agoYou mean she DID put that cat on you, you`re talkin` toAttitude, be straight with me manI`m cruisin incognito850i with the smoked out windowsAn` I`m thinkin` I`m rawWhen it comes to girls I done seen it allThen along came a girl named JoyceShe had a black Corniche Rolls RoyceAt the stop sign she did something with her tongueCould Mix be sprung?Her cat was calling meAnd I started rolling slowlyPulled up to the bumper`Cause I wants to thump herSo she pulls up into TexacoAnd I roll up slow and jump in the RollsNow I`m checkin` out the bodyThis hotty gotta body `n` I wanna get naughtyFollowed her to the motelYes, motel, I`m too cheap for a hotelRoom deuce deuce deuce and it`s time to get looseI dipped in the juiceSo what`s up with the RollsChecked the registrationAnd the Rolls was stoleBaby girl tried to break with my keys and gatBut I ain`t sprung on the catDon`t pet the cat, if you just met the catIf you`re sprung on the catYou might as well eat the catSprung on the catSprung on the catMaharaji over there all quietI think Maharaji be eatin` the catHow `bout Attitude AdjusterAttitude, you eatin` the cat or what?I think it`s Critical MassCritical Mass be suckin` on that catYo, P.L.B. I know you eatin` somethin`ME? What you snackin` on??