Текст песни Sir Mix-a-Lot - You Can Have Her
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[ INTRO: Chris Rock ]...All this ill shitThis fuckin Sir Mix-A-Lot shitWhat the fuck is this shit?See the shit`s video?`PUT IT ON THE GLASS!``Put yo TITTIES on the glass`This is like a pick-up line:`How you doin?I was wonderin, could you put yo BIG FUCKIN TITTIES on the glass?``No, I don`t wanna go to a movie, could you PUT EM ON THE GLASS?!``Put your titties on the glass`?!What happened to `How ya doin? Whatcha doin later? Let`s catch a movie`?No, `Put em on the glass``Put em on the fuckin glass`What the fuck is this shit?The girls got on bikinis - he got a fur coat onWhat the fuck is the weather like in Seattle?[ Sir Mix-A-Lot ]All my ex`s, eat this one(You can have her)[ VERSE 1 ]I used to have this girl, let`s say her name was MonaMona, fine young sugar comin out of Arizona5 ft. 6 straight thick with a switch And a set of them juicy-ass lips (Mmh...)Kinky, just like meShe can take a straight gee And put him down for the count 1, 2, 3Needless to say I was kickin itCause I know when I`m the only one gettin itBut - ooh, things change when you don`t maintainThe same game you got her with, maynFlew back home, and I was slippinCause as soon as I left, another brother starts spittinThrowin drag about wantin a familyTryin to front because he wanna be manlyTellin my girl how I`m playin the fieldBoy, you`se a jake for realNow a player I like, but you know I can`t stand no snitchTryin to front like he richDone shot your credit, cause you bought you a new E 320, and you wanna be a hoe like meNow you done salted my gameTold my girl I`m a player, and you bought her a ringYou paid a lotta money just to grab herI`ma tell you like this, trick: you can have her(You can have her)[ VERSE 2 ]I gotta do what I gotta doBaby girl`s through, so I need somethin newYou can`t keep a good mack downI get around cause I got a tight thing up in Sea-Town5`9" with dimplesCaramel skin, straight fine, hella tight, no pimplesThinkin my game was concreteBut I gotta watch for them other entertainers and athletesEspecially the ones who wanna settle downCause they`ll beg and drink out your shoes and get they nose brownJust the kinda man you wanted, ain`t it, honey?A big buff dumb-ass fool with hella moneyDown to spend till his knees bendThen the athlete`s broke and his girl`s in the windAnd my girl gets mad, cause I never spend time like I`m s`posed toPlus I`m a boasterShaggin up too damn quick, now she`s lookin for a sugar daddyJust to get a `96 CaddyA big truck she foundYou young scrub on the bench for the Cleveland BrownsHe never had nothin, thicker than a cheerleaderNow he got juice, so he eats herAnd treats her to a big wad of cashToo weak, so she left his assYou can have her(You can have her)Just rollin by the Playboy Mansion...[ VERSE 3 ]I got me a, I got me a, I got me a, I got me a Young bunny, young bunny in La-La LandWanna get freaky with the papa manI smack her to the front, I smack her to the backI smack it with the whiffle ball bat, remember that?One happy black man I beWhen my L.A. bunny wanna trip with meHer name is TeresaShe was freakier than me, but I figured I could please herShe had the long braidsChocolate sister, loved to cuff men like slavesArrived at the house at lastSeen two shades of lipstick on the same wine glassProvocative artwork around meFour pink slippers on the floor surround meOne pair`s for her, the other pair`s for who?Plus she only lives in a one bedroomWell hm - it might be onMйnage-а-trois, open la bouche, taste la bombTeresa`s roommate walks in6 ft 2 with a wig and a stupid-ass grin(Oh my goodness!)(You can have her)You done brought a big-ass man up in the room?Girl, what`s wrong with you?Honey, that is gayYo partner, you can have herCause I don`t want none of y`all3`s Company, if you know what I`m sayinYeahPut it on the danceflo`Bring it back