Текст песни Slapstick - Wake Up Stanley
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Stanley started smoking cigarettes, now he smokes two packs a day Got a girlfriend, she puts out, givin Stanley the bj Got a job in a fitness store stealing shit for all his boysThen he comes home and he`s liftin weights and eatin anabolic steroidsWell Stanley thinks he`s cool, but he`s too dumb to see He don`t have any friends, he`s just got a fake I.D.Wake up, wake up Stanley Stanley buyin all the brew for the parties, now he`s a real party guy He`d even buy a bottle for me or you if we`d hang out with him tonight It`s 3 AM and here comes Stanley, staggering drunk again Stanley needs to realize that the beer makes all his friends Well Stanley thinks he`s cool, but he`s too dumb toseeHe don`t have any friends, he`s just got a fake I.D. He`s got a fake I.D.