Текст песни Song Parodies - Fan (EminemStan), слова песни Song Parodies

Текст песни Song Parodies - Fan (EminemStan)

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(copyright Steven Cavanagh 1993-2002)He like to think that he`s a Jedi He dresses like Darth Maul hyperspace lines on his window He`s got no life at all He likes to sit and draw X-Wings all day, got the pictures on the wall His friends and family pray that it`s just a fad just a fad.. He like to think that he`s a Jedi He dresses like Darth Maul hyperspace lines on his window He`s got no life at all He likes to sit and draw X-Wings all day, got the pictures on the wall His friends and family pray that it`s just a fad just a fad.. Dear George, I finally got to writing you a letter Tellin you how bad I wanna chance to be an extra Shooting in Australia`s much better, cause now I betcha I can get a little part in it. I`m glad it`s coming together, so come on down under, you flannelette jet setter. so anyways, man, E`chuta, how`s it all going? It seems like ages until your next movie`s showing I`m practicing, too- guess what I`m doing? I`m marching like a stormtrooper I freeze-framed it all on my computer, and I`m a terrible shooter I`ve been bumping my head on stuff too, I`m good at that. I know you probably hear this everyday, but I`m your biggest fan I can even watch the holiday special without running for the can I hate Jar Jar though, what the hell was that all about, man? Maybe to make us forget the Ewoks, too, that stuff was crap Anyways, I hope you get this man, email back, just to chat, truly yours, your biggest fan You`re the man He like to think that he`s a Jedi He dresses like Darth Maul hyperspace lines on his window He`s got no life at all He likes to sit and draw X-Wings all day, got the pictures on the wall His friends and family pray that it`s just a fad just a fad.. Dear George, You`ve finished all the shooting now, and you still ain`t picked me What the hell`s wrong with you, man? I even live in Sydney! It`s not like I also wanna be an action figure or the main feature. I don`t even wanna go to Tunisia! Just wanna be up the back somewhere walkin` past or wearing an alien mask like those guys who always faint, but I`d last. That just sucks man, look, I`m even saying please cause those people can`t even spell wookiee with two e`s Who are these? Man, do they even speak Huttese? I remember with episode one, the papers said he`s angry about extras in England that ripped off stuff I`m angry too, George, but I think you knew that. With such a great privalege, how the hell could those guys do that? I`d never do that to you, cause you know I respect you but I can`t fight that war for you, or even protect you from that kinda stuff. I try to tell others to have some integrity or you`ll cut off the fans cause you`ll think that we`re the enemy. I got an acting agent, had to pay a lot for the fees but it`s gonna be worth it, this will be a dream come true for me We all wish it was real, and it looks it the way you tell it cause I was a kid and it changed my life back in 77 And nobody collects the stuff like I do George, no one does My parents gave you lotsa money when I was growing up You gotta call me man, I`m here for the reshoots Sincerely yours, man. PS: I got my own Jedi robe too He like to think that he`s a Jedi He dresses like Darth Maul hyperspace lines on his window He`s got no life at all He likes to sit and draw X-Wings all day, got the pictures on the wall His friends and family pray that it`s just a fad just a fad.. Dear mister don`t-send-applications-go-through-an-agent I just read where you got most of your extras! I blew a hundred and forty bucks for nothing - I don`t deserve it But you hired all the other dirty mothers who wrote in, that`s just perfect! So this is my cassette I`m sending you, I hope you hear it cause I went to see Fox studios and couldn`t get near it Hey George, I got an idea for a new fan film See this Sith and this Jedi fight with their lightsabers in a forest and the Jedi wins. Wadday think, It`s a cool concept and I`m pretty sure it won`t be a bore, cause nobody`s done stuff like that before now. If you like that idea then I`ve got a web page with a lot more but you`ll have to find it yourself cause this is my final call. And all I wanted was a lousy quarter second on screen just to get into that universe and put myself into the dream I love those movies George, I wonder if you think about it Cause you made it, have you felt the wonder and the dream about it and your silence makes me think you`re being so MEAN about it and when I email I get nothing on the SCREEN about it! See George- (hysterical scream) HEY, SHUT UP! I`m tryin` to talk! Hey George, that`s my girlfriend. She`s watching Howard the Duck and she can`t reach the remote! See George, I really liked you but now I`ve got no chance at all of being a part of Episode 2 Well, gotta go, I couldn`t find a REAL carbon freeze So I had to fill up my bathtub with gallons of melted cheese! (squelch) (burble burble) (burble) (blup) He like to think that he`s a Jedi He dresses like Darth Maul hyperspace lines on his window He`s got no life at all He likes to sit and draw X-Wings all day, got the pictures on the wall His friends and family pray that it`s just a fad just a fad.. Dear Sir or Madam: thank you for your interest and the amateur productions that you constantly submit us Unfortunately, our policy says we cannot accept unsolicited submissions, so they`re not reviewed or kept We`re not sure what you mean when you say we "dissed you" You seem to think your work is such that we can`t resist you but your legal standing has a hole that Jabba could fit through, so if you persist in this we`ll have to "cease and desist" you It`s not as though we need the fans to give us creative input look at the Qui-Gon Jinn-ger snaps in the Darth Maul cookbook and don`t suggest that we both could make some money because we`ve seen your work and frankly, it isn`t all that funny. We would, however, like you to have one of our web sites, as long as you don`t read the fine print about who owns the copyrights. We don`t need you, with your concepts, your costumes and your scripts, artwork, fan fiction, comics and whatever this `filk` is we don`t want to appear as a killjoy, please try and understand there`s nothing we want to ban, we really do want you as a fan. But to work our magic, we really need to be left alone in the ivory tower to talk to the man on the throne We`re now in post-production, and our time is totally committed which is what YOU SHOULD BE, and GET YOURSELF A STRAIGHTJACKET FITTED!So be reasonable now. Come on, think about it please. We`re professionals- we don`t take fanboy cheese!

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