Текст песни South Park - Horny
South Park - Horny слова песни
Voice: Production? Sid: Its Sid Greenfield for Matt and Trey. Voice: Hold on.. Matt: Hello? Sid: Trey? Matt: Oh no, this is Matt. Sid: Matt.. it`s Sid Greenfield Matt: Oh, Hey Sid! What`s going on man? Sid: Uh, hello.. uh listen, uh man, okay, this is you and me talkin` here, okay? Okay, listen, I`m sitting here, bleeding out my ass. Matt: Umm, right.. Sid: Okay.. and you know why, man? Matt: Why? Sid: Because of this Mousse T track. Matt: Oh, horny horny horny? Sid: Yeah, and you know, its, its gotta go on the Southpark Album. Matt: Oh no dude, we`ve already talked about this, we hate this song.. Sid: No, i know you.. Matt: We`ve already talked about this! Sid: I know you hate it, I hate it, everyone hates it.. but listen, we need this pop song on the album! This is what the kids wanna hear.. This is where the money`s gonna be made! Matt: I don`t care about that! Sid: I`m the only one who agrees with you, okay? This is huge in europe right now, and everyone in Europe hate you except for me, okay? I`m your, i`m your guy here, okay? Listen to me.. Matt: Right.. Sid: This song, is the best song ever written. Matt: How can you say that? Sid: What`d I say? Matt: `This is the best song ever written.` Sid: I agree with you man! I agree with you right there, it is a great song, and I know that, i know its a great song.. Matt: Hold on, i`ll.. Trey, Trey? They, they wanna put that uh, that Mousse T, that horny horny horny song, they wanna put in on the album. Trey: No dude, we said no! I thought i told him no last week! Sid: Okay Matt, Matt, listen.. you know what? This is just you and me talking, but Fuck trey. Trey: This is Trey! Sid: Okay Trey, listen to me.. this is you and me talking here, The Mousse T track, its gotta go on the album.. Trey: No! Sid: Hello? Trey: Hello. Sid: Will you listen to this song just one more time? Trey: No.. Sid: Okay, here it goes.. here it is. I`m horny all night long, I`m horny all night long I`m horny all night long, I`m horny all night long I`m horny all night long, I`m horny all night long Sid: Are you listening? Matt: This song sucks man! Trey: This song sucks! We`ve already talked about this! Sid: Listen, listen to this part.. I`m horny all night long, I`m horny all night long Sid: Woooo! Sid: You see that man! You gotta give it a chance.. Let it get under your skin.. You can`t tell me that your feet ain`t moving. You`ve got me horny in the mornin` and you kno-o-ow.. I tried to call you, but I cannot find the telephone I sent a message through the Internet, but it rejected.. I wrote a letter, and I sent it with the po-o-ost. The post it takes so long, I`ve got to sing this song.. To let you know how I feel, what`s the deal baby? And I can`t wait for you, and the things you make me do.. My heart is ringing so I`m singing this song for you! I`m horny.. horny, horny, horny. Sid: Yeeeaah! So horny.. horny, horny, horny. I`m horny.. horny, horny, horny. Sid: Ooooh, feel it man. So horny.. I`m horny, horny, horny tonight! I searched from town to town, but I can`t find my bird, oh no.. I got so desperate, that I sent a rocket to the moon. In New York City, someone said they saw you singing the blues.. But it was a man from Nowhere Land that looked like you. I will keep searching on, this feeling`s much too strong.. My heart is ringing, so I`m singing this song for you! I`m horny.. horny, horny, horny. Sid: You see that Matt? They`re singing `horny horny horny`, but its actually a metaphor for being horny, its genious.. So horny.. horny, horny, horny. I`m horny.. horny, horny, horny. Sid: Have you ever been horny, matt? So horny.. I`m horny, horny, horny tonight! Sid: Matt? Matt are you still listen.. Matt, are ya still listening? I`m horny, horny, horny tonight! Sid: Arrgh, Son of a bitch! Matt, god dammit! Pick up the phone! I`m horny, horny, horny tonight! I`m horny all night long, I`m horny all night long.. Matt: I`m still here Sid: Hi Matt. I`m horny all night long, I`m horny all night long.. Sid: See, check this part out right here.. I`m horny all night long, I`m horny all night long.. I`m horny all night long, I`m horny all night long.. The post it takes so long, I`ve got to sing this song.. To let you know how I feel, what`s the deal baby? And I can`t wait for you, and the things you make me do.. Matt: We said no to this song, like, a month ago.. it sucks! Sid: Listen Matt, you know i agree with your, you know I always agree with you, right? My heart is ringing so I`m singing this song for you! Sid: Matt, you are wrong here! I`m horny.. horny, horny, horny. So horny.. horny, horny, horny. Sid: Matt, you don`t understand, its European! Matt: I don`t care about that! I`m horny.. horny, horny, horny. Sid: What if its the last song on the album? Matt: No. Sid: Okay, what if its the first song on the album? Matt: No. Sid: What if we get Deff Leppard do do it? Matt: No! Matt: All we wanted to do is have South Park Album.. Sid: I agree.. Matt: We didn`t wanna pack it with bullshit, its bullshit Sid: I agree! I mean, thats why, uh.. Matt: No, this song, is NOT going on the South Park Record! Its NOT going on the album! Sid: Matt, Okay, listen, okay Matt.. this is you and me talking here, Matt.. You said no, you listened to it, you said no.. so i`m not gonna put it on the album. You know why Matt? Because i`m your guy.