Текст песни South Park - Merry Fucking Christmas
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I heard there is no Christmas,In the silly Middle East..No Trees, no Snow, no Santa Claus,They have Different Religious beliefs..They Believe in Muhammad,And not in our Holiday..And so every December,I go to the Middle East and say..Hey there Mr Muslim, Merry Fucking ChristmasPut down that book `The Koran`and hear some holiday wishesIncase you haven`t noticed,it`s Jesus`s BirthdaySo get off you heathen Muslim AssAnd fucking celebrate.There is no holiday season in india,i`ve heard..They don`t hang up their stockings,and that is just absurd..They`ve never read a Christmas Story,They Don`t know what Rudolph is about..And that`s why in December,I`ll go to india and shout..Hey there Mr Hinduist, Merry Fucking ChristmasDring some `nog, and eat some Beefand pass it to the MissusIncase you haven`t noticed,It`s Jesus`s BirthdaySo get off your heathen hindu ass,And fucking celebrate.Now I heard that in Japan,Everyone just lives in sin..They pray to several gods,And put needles in their skin..On December twenty-fifth,all they do is eat a cake..and that is why i`ll go to Japan,and walk around and say..Hey there Mr Shintoist, Merry Fucking ChristmasGod is gonna kick your ass You infidelic pagan scum.Incase you haven`t noticed,There`s festive things to doSo lets all rejoice for Jesusand Merry Fucking Christmas to you.On Christmas Day, I travel round the world and say..Taoists, Korishnas, Buddistsand all you atheists too..Merry Fucking Christmas to you.Thank you, Mr Hat..