Текст песни Sudden Death - Big `N Round Girl
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{*a parody of LL Cool J`s song "Around the Way Girl"*}I want a girl with gravitational pullBig as a cow, but not mean as a bullA couple chins and a big behindThat`s what I need to make the girlie all mineShe can waddle down the street talk with her mouth fullI love it when the woman spits food on the floorStanding at the bus stop inhaling a lollipopOne she starts eating you can`t make the hottie stopShe likes to dance to the rap songBut she always breaks the floor `cause her legs are too strongPrune wrinkled complexion, sits around the townLet`s hear it for the girl she`s big and round[chorus]I need a big `n round girlThat`s the one for meI need a big `n round girlDusted, rusted, her smile`s like a skeleton`sThat`s why I had to dedicate this oneTo all the cuties grazing in my back yardIf I didn`t feed you then you`d probably starveYou eat all my sugar straight out of the jarGonna panic if I see you getting into my carBoy you`re fat, but at least you got nice looking hairEven your cat is as big as a bean bag chairYou can break chairs and manipulate foodOr drink Welches then belch and act totally rudeYou always know where the food can be foundCold flip when you find a new diner in townNot cheap or petty, just constantly hungryYou shower once a month so you smell real funkyBut if you ever wanna fit in this worldGo on a diet girl(chorus)You bleached your hair just as white as you canNow you look like the abominable snow manI tell you come here and you say no way`Cause you run out of breath and pass out half wayAround the way you ripped all your jeansAll the little kids use it for a trampolineYou wear a parachute for your biker shortsWhile you`re chillin` in the restaurant eating foods of all sortsGoing to the movies getting stuck in the doorWhile the business men in suits are throwing up on the floorFake hair flappin`, both lips chappin`You broke the toilet, it was bound to happenWe can go out and eat real wellI got a lot more fat jokes to tellLisa, Angela, get out of townBefore you get flattened, she`s big and round(chorus)