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Текст песни Sudden Death - Blow Up the Bathroom

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I got a special talent that I love to shareWhen I`m home or goin` out I pollute the airYou can always tell where I have been and when`Cause a lot of people never wanna go there againEarly in the morning, or late at nightI don`t decide, it just happens when the time is rightAnd when the time comes you better hope you`re not aroundWhen I run to the bathroom and go to town, I`m gonna[chorus]Blow up the bathroom! All night long!Blow up the bathroom! Man, that`s just wrongBlow up the bathroom! It`s nasty they tell meBlow up the bathroom! For the love of God, help me!I run to the bathroom and lock myself inYou hear an earthquake followed by a gust of windThen the smart people make a break for the front doorAnd like a bad horror movie others go to exploreMost never come back `cause they`re under attackBy a smell that can burn the hair off of their backVery few that go in every manage to surviveAnd if they do they`ll need therapy the rest of their livesI wish that I could tell you how to get rid of the smellBut nothing that I tried ever worked too wellTo get the steam off the window you can use a squeegeeBut don`t light a match or you`ll get blown to FijiThe best I can suggest is to just stay awayI never jest I`m just trying to keep your hair from turning grayYou better pray if you`re ever in the house with meBecause my ass can be a real catastrophe, when I(chorus)It starts flowin` and until I reach my quota, I sit there andExplode-a, like a shaken bottle of sodaWait till you get a load of my load, sometimes it glowedIt pollutes the abode and the whole area codeThe stench that I produce will stick around for yearsYour eyes`ll fill up with tears as your stomach switches gearsInto reverse `cause my curse is utterly perverseYou better race me to the bathroom and hope you get there firstNuclear fallout`s got nothing on my gasScientists are trying to calculate the half-life of my assIf you`re next in line, you might have to waitFor the haz-mat team to decontaminateOtherwise you might just choke to deathJust imagine that being your very last breathThat`s a death that I wouldn`t wish on my worst enemyBut the government wants a new weapon so they`re lettin` me(chorus)They tell me what I do is reprehensableAll I know is that the smell`s incomprehensableWith the size of the you-know-what from my rear endThat toilet may never flush normally againA plunger wouldn`t help though try as you mightYou might have to use a quarter stick of dynomiteTo disperse the mess that leave in my wakeJust be careful `cause a handful of that stuff could cause a plagueI`m the best lover your toilet ever hadI`m the reason that New Jersey smells so badSo try to keep your distance if you see me around town`Cause I grunt and I growl and I blow the house downThe best thing that you can do is to relocateTo a remote section on the other side of the stateOf all the places in the world the last place you wanna beIs in the port-a-potty that is right next to me(chorus)

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Blow Up the Bathroom

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