Текст песни Sudden Death - Bowel Movement, слова песни Sudden Death

Текст песни Sudden Death - Bowel Movement

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{*a parody of Eric B. & Rakim`s song "Move the Crowd"*}Standing in my bedroom suddenly I had thisFeeling like I ate an anvil and had to pass itSo I just can`t stand aroundSo I start running and the faster I run the harder it poundsI break down the bathroom door, drop my drawers to the floorWas pushing so hard that my teeth were soreThe veins are bulging out of my headAnd I`m thinking out loud to myself and I saidHow can I move my bowels?First of all, I better get more paper towelsIt`s the distruction of my bathroomI`m constipated, a disasterSo I start poppin` ExLax like M&MsI put the dog outside and warned all my friendsIs this the most that I can eat?`Cause if not, I may have to wait another weekBut don`t make me wait too long `cause it`s been at least a monthSince I was last on the johnSo I open the lid and grumble and growl`Cause I got to move my bowelsImagine me with a leak like the Exxon ValdeezIt`s the smell that`s making me wheezeA garden hose doesn`t have this much powerI`m splashing so much it sounds like I`m in the showerMy lower intestines, they growl like a jaguarEverything inside falls out like NiagaraPolluting the air is so much funNow I`m on the john, the neighborhood is on the runFor those that know me I often blow their mindBecause they know I go for days at a timeI`ve seen magicians who can pull hankerchiefs out their handBut can they pull out toilet paper like I can?It`s an incredible size, doesn`t fit through my thighsAnd it`s burning my eyes and attracting the fliesBut I`m-a keep going till the EPA calls outMy butt producing lots of nuclear falloutWith odor itself there`s nothing I can`t meltFor miles around the vibrations are feltThis is dangerous stuff it`s not a bluff it`s been provenIndeed I think I need to make my bowels keep moving

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