Текст песни Sudden Death - Dice Dice Baby, слова песни Sudden Death

Текст песни Sudden Death - Dice Dice Baby

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{*a parody of Vanilla Ice`s song "Ice Ice Baby"*}[Chorus]Dice Dice BabyDice Dice BabyHe can`t stop, can he be clean? NeverDice is back and he`s hornier than everSteps to the mic but he don`t say nothin`When he starts talking he still says nothin`Will he ever stop? Yo, I doubt itPeople gather `round let me tell you about itSick, he`d be a genius, `thoughIf his I.Q. was as big as his egoJokes, he doesn`t know how to write `emCan`t write a one, but he knows how to bite `emInsults, that`s all he pours onThinks he`s the best but he`s dressed like a moronLight it and smoke it, he`s gonna die soonWraps his arm around his head just like a baboonIf there`s a dirty joke bet he knows itWatch his career as the Dice man blows it[Chorus]Always huffin` and puffin`Like the Big Bad Wolf, but he ain`t sayin` nothingNow that he`s known he`s no longer funnyHarder to stop than the Energizer BunnyHates you, if you`re not just like himBut I`d kill myself before I acted like himLife ain`t fair, his head`s real denseBut he`s makin` money I`m not even makin` senseLeather, is all he wearsWith his George Jetson snap-on hairWomen can`t stand him, eMpTyV banned himWhat about his movie? It left him strandedMusic, hates songs like this oneHe wears studs `cause he thinks he`s oneHe`ll insult you if he gets the chanceHis fairy tales insult you`re intellegenceAll he talks about are girls in bikinisIn real life his girls wear beaniesLive, he`s more than rudeSpice has a rhyme about Dice with an attitudeIf he was funny it`d be differentBut his tapes sound worse than the ones in his basementPosse, called Sudden DeathI better hurry up `cause I`m runnin` out of breathNo respect for anythingDice is convinced he was born to be kingBabble on and on, man, king of what?His entire second tape is proof that he`s nutsI wanna check him out when he turns 81Will he be the same with no hair and a big buttIf there`s a dirty joke, bet he knows itWatch his career as the Dice man blows it[Chorus]Take heed, he`s a comical monsterDice is a man that does what he wants toFine, let him speak his windIt`ll keep him happy, out of our skin`Cause the man`s like a new born babyCryin` and crappin`, driving me crazyGive the man a pacifier, tell him it`s a cigarrette`Cause if you don`t, then he`ll wanna getOn stage, and give you his routineTalk like a drug addict, walk like a chimpanzeeGoodbye, go find your brainIf his life was a ring he`d throw it down the drainLost respect and he lost it fastMagnified by the fact that he has no classIf there`s a dirty joke bet he knows itWatch his career as the Dice man blows it[Chorus]

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