Текст песни Sudden Death - Flatulent Baby, слова песни Sudden Death

Текст песни Sudden Death - Flatulent Baby

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{*a parody of LL Cool J`s song "Jinglin` Baby"*}I call you every day, we go out every nightI hope we`ll be together for the rest of our livesPeople spread gossip, just jealous I guessBecause the smell that you give off makes `em choke to deathYou eat baked beans and you`ve never been fullBut you pour `em down your mouth by the bucket fullCheck out the way the bed sheets rise and fallThe strong gasses make cracks in the wallI didn`t hear it but I smell it please turn on the fanAnd before you leave please flush the canOdorous emissions are the iceberg`s tipIf you feel it buildin` up then just let it ripBut then oh no, I`ll get the gas maskI tried to fumigate but it`s an impossible taskI`ve gotten used to it in fact I kinda like it when it`s doneNow, go ahead and cut another one[chorus]I`m flatulent babyGo ahead babyYou rip `em and cut `em like you`re only made of gasA crowded movie theatre will empty out fastTaxi driver didn`t let you get very farTook a little whiff, get out my car!I`m accostomed, but the rest of youIf the aroma`s too much then I`ll tell you what to doStand back, get as far away as you canOr you`ll be hit with a smell that can level the landBaby`s got back with a serious attackThat affects me just like an aphrodesiacIt`s real bad, you`d better check your dirty drawersAnd the sound mistaken for a herd of wild boarsI don`t mind that my eyes are bloodshotI`m prepared, so give it all you gotForget other body functions, this one`s a tripYo baby, bend over and let it rip[chorus]When you first walked in you were beautiful no doubtBut that smell that came with you nearly knocked me outI tried to hold my breatch, I nearly choked to deathStrugglin` for air, I had to call the EMSHow you gonna stay alive while you`re inside and elevatorI can`t believe it, the gasses can`t be fumigatedWe go swimmin`, I`m in a lot of troubleIt could be a hot tub `cause there`s so many bubblesYou go have fun I`m taking a vacation`Cause you`ve got the ultimate in constipationGirl yo, I love you but you smell badAnd it drives me nutsKnockin` over houses while the owners runMan watchin` you fart is my main source of funI`ve gotten used to it in fact I kinda like it when it`s doneNow, go ahead and cut another one[chorus]I can`t believe you tried to breathe the same air as meThe fumes`ll put a strain on your olfactoryBad breath and body odor is what you`re aboutEvery hole in your body has a stench coming outI hold my nose when you approach I supposeThat you ruined your clothes and can`t breathe through your noseHold it in, you can`t but you triedI can`t help if you smell like somebody diedPeople avoid you like you had the plagueMy brother took a deep breath, that was a big mistakeBarnum wanted you as a side show freakI`m gonna give you a cork to plug up the gas leakYou know I love you baby and you know I don`t careThat you constantly smell like you burn your hairWhen you pass by and you pass your endThey say that limburger woman walked by againSo take a step back give me some room to breatheYou smell as if you got some kind of fatal diseaseOther men said they loved you but the smell made them liarsNow go ahead and fart all your little heart desires[chorus]

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