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[Chorus]I got a hangnail! What! Got a hangnail! What!Got a hangnail like you just wouldn`t believeI got a hangnail! What! Got a hangnail! What!Got a hangnail! And I think it`s starting to bleed![Verse One]I got a, hangnail stickin out my pinky fingerAnd no matter how I pull it there`s a tiny piece that lingersI twist it and I yank- yank, I turn it like a crank- crankI feel like I`m tryin to crack a safe at a bankI never thought that anything so small could be so irritatingFlappy thin and fascinating, cuticle-ly captivatingStill I`m waiting just to find a method for removalThat`s effective, not subjective, and will have my mom`s approvalIt gets my full attention `til I finally get it offIt`s beyond my comprehension why sometimes it`s hard and softI don`t know where they come from and I don`t know where they goBut do they get the best of me, I gotta say hell noSometimes it takes my teeth sometimes it takes an act of GodBut I always get it off if it takes off half my bodSo check out all your fingers if you got one out of luckThen you gotta `gree with me, I tell ya, hangnails suck[Chorus]I got a hangnail here! Got a hangnail there!They got a cocky attitude and they don`t show any fearI got a hangnail here! Got a hangnail there!And when I pull it off it comes out up to here![Verse Two: Tom Rockwell - Sudden Death]I got a, hangnail now I`m feelin kinda oddNow I`m startin to get queasey as my finger starts to throbIt`s just a little flapper tell me what could be the harmI tried to pull it off and it ripped all up my armI had a hangnail, there I was drivin down I-95and got it caught in the gear shift and now I`m juststrivin to keep my car in the damn laneAnd restrain the pain and try not to go insaneI got a hangnail, I feel so frail like Mr. BurnsAnd my finger burns, it never learns... hey, what happened to the song?I got a hangnail, so the mix came out wrongI tell ya, hangnails make it tough to get a dateWhen the women see my fingers they just tend to run awayLike Friday night, started out alright but then declinedWhen the thing broke off and fell in my glass of wineSo I got rejected, hangnail got infectedNow I`m sittin home alone pus filled and neglectedPissed at my finger, gonna set the thing straightIf it doesn`t shape up I`m gonna amputate[Chorus]I got a hangnail, what, got a hangnail, whatGot a hangnail, another one is startin to growI got a hangnail, what, got a hangnail, whatGot a hangnail, another one on my big toe[Verse Three]I got a, hangnail now isn`t that a pityLaunching an investigation and I`m forming a committeeGonna get to the bottom of the problem if I canSo let`s pay close attention to the matter at handActually the matter`s at foot this timeGot a hangnail hangin off my toe this timeHow bad could it be it`s just a little flap of skinYou just gotta yank it out and then that`ll be the endPull it out, no doubt, then I start to scream and shoutThus begins round one of a twelve round boutIt`s stuck in so hard I gotta get a pair of pliersNow I`m gettin kinda tired I think my foot is on fireI gotta get a jackhammer just to dig around the nailNow I`m gettin kinda faint because the air is gettin staleI didn`t use an anastehtic but I`m thinkin that I should`veNow I got half a mind to just cut my whole foot offNail clippers do nothin, sandpaper doesn`t workI even tried hedgeclippers, now I`m really gettin irkedThis has gotta be the most annoying thing I ever sawI may have to resort to the mighty chainsaw[Chorus]I got a hangnail, what, got a hangnail, whatI got a hangnail, causing lots of pain as I walkI got a hangnail, what, got a hangnail, whatI got a hangnail, I got it caught on my damn sockI got a hangnail, yeah, got a hangnail, yeahWhen I finally get `em out they leave ugly skin trailsI got a hangnail, yeah, got a hangnail, yeahI only got 10 fingers, I got 40 hangnails!

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