Текст песни Sudden Death - Kicked in the Balls, слова песни Sudden Death

Текст песни Sudden Death - Kicked in the Balls

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{*a parody of Wyclef Jean`s song "We`re Trying to Stay Alive"*}Kicked in the balls!Looki-looki-lookin` sharp on a Saturday nightHangin` out with my friends at a club and everything is alrightPickin` up a hot lady is the planWith a skirt short enough to wear as a headbandI step to a girl and I make my movesThen I step right back with a nice fresh bruiseI found another woman lightin` up the placeShe took one look at me and then slapped my faceBut worst of `em all was a woman named LouiseWho channeled all her power to a point on her kneesShe hit me so hard that I felt time freezeAnd I thought that my nuts were gonna split like peasI can not describe all the pain I had insidePrayin` for a quick death, let me take a breath(inhale) Someone runGet on the phone and call 911I do more than write rhymes I don`t step out of lineI like to take a lady out and show her a good timeEvery minute planned out nothin` can go wrongAnd I don`t put my hands where they don`t belongA girl better know that she`s lucky to beWith a guy like me `cause I`m the best you seeI`m one of a kind, what can I say, I`m greatAnd no woman of mine better ever gain weightRight about then it`s time to say goodbyeAnd I get these weird looks from her I don`t know whyAnd instead of a kiss I get a hell of a kickAnd I get all shrivelled up where I should be thickI`m quite surprised by my sudden conditionHunched over on the ground in the fetal positionKicked in the balls!Well you can tell by the way I hold my nutsI`m in lots of pain, I might bust a gutCrawlin` on the floor tryin` hard to inhaleHope my vision comes back because I don`t know brailleI got a bad feeling that I ruined my clothesAnd I hope my stomach don`t come out my noseIf I make it to the door then I stand a chanceGotta find some ice to put down my pantsI don`t understand why this happened to meI just asked if she was Debbie from this movie I seenYo, I slip up, slip up, then she kick up, kick upAnd I throw up, throw up, and now I`m coughin` up bloodThen I hiccup, hiccup, try to shut up, shut upAnd I pick up, pick up myself and die on the rugHey yo Spice is cryin`, I think he`s dyin`I don`t think he can breathe but he`s tryin`That`s what he got and he got it goodHit right there where he stoodIn the balls, yo!Kicked in the balls!Aaah, aaah, aaah, aaahKicked in the balls!Kicked in the balls!

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Kicked in the Balls

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