Афонина Татьяна фотограф Москва
345 3 часа назад

Текст песни Sudden Death - Star Trek Life

Sudden Death - Star Trek Life слова песни

{*a parody of Jay-Z`s song "Hard Knock Life"*}[Chorus]It`s a Star Trek life for usIt`s a Star Trek life for us!Steadda work-outs, feed my gutSteadda drivin, beam me up!It`s a Star Trek life[Verse One: Tom Rockwell - Sudden Death]Standin on the line a-waitin`, the new movieAnd I`ve been here for a couple-of-daysI`m drivin a car that looks like a Klingon Bird of PreyI know the exchange rate to convert dollars to latinum, you know my typeThe perfect complement for when we dine, is Blood WinePeople think I`m out of my Vulcan mind, oh wellWhere all my homes with the rubber ears, and fake hairIt may seem highly illogical, I don`t careI`d love to build a replica of Quark`s, we don`t dareGet upset by all the snide remarks, and funny staresI put on a Starfleet uniform and strutted, uh-huhI put on some make-up so my face looked rutted, uh-huhI grab a B`at L`eth and act like a hot-headI met Marina Sirtis and greeted her like Butthead ("Hey baby!")You know I`d love to take her out some dayBut the Rules of Acquisition say she`d have to pay[Chorus]It`s a Star Trek life for usIt`s a Star Trek life for usSteada pizza, we eat GachSteada Fido, he`s TuvacIt`s a Star Trek life[Verse Two: Tom Rockwell - Sudden Death]My beer belly hangs out, of the t-shirtThat I`ve had since 1983, all faded and stainedWe live at conventions, spendin my entire pensionI took a pill that made my blood turn green, I prefer thatI go to bed wishin, that I wake up on a five year missionI had a vision of Gawron, said I have no honorAnd I`ll never get on a girl or twoBut I`ll lose my virginity if it`s the last thing I doI want all those cool toys, from the Klingon knivesTo the phasers, transporters, holodecks, and warp drivesAnd it`d be great to let Seven of Nine assimilate meWait, but a Tribble wouldn`t date meGot a phaser for a remote controlDeflector dish for my cereal bowlLost my keys in a wormholeMy licence plate reads N-C-C-1-7-0-1-DI only wish it could go Warp 3[Chorus]It`s a Star Trek life for usIt`s a Star Trek life for usSteadda papers, read e-zinesSteadda mother-in-law, The Borg QweenIt`s a Star Trek life for usIt`s a Star Trek life for usSteadda datin, we roll playSteadda "good luck", say Q`apla!It`s a Star Trek life

Другие песни Sudden Death:

Sudden Death - Blow Up the Bathroom
11 дней назад 431 (не задано)
Sudden Death - Bowel Movement
11 часов назад 466 (не задано)
Sudden Death - Bran
день назад 483 (не задано)
Sudden Death - Couch Potato
4 дня назад 594 (не задано)
Sudden Death - Brain Dead
14 дней назад 460 (не задано)

Похожие артисты:

wispoz.com © 2007-2026