Текст песни Sudden Death - The Adventures of Mr. Long
Sudden Death - The Adventures of Mr. Long слова песни
Mr. Long is a man unique in his kindHe`s a Chinese superhero in his own mindHe thinks he`s a sex god, he rarely has a dateMr. Long is a man traumatized by fateHis first name is Hung, with the last name LongI heard it, Hung Long, that may have to be a songPlease forgive me I ramble and I sound like a liarI`m just killing time while my clothes are in the drierPeople greet him nicely then they bite their tongue`Cause they all say the same thing, "So, how are ya, Hung?"Well, maybe they`ll open their eyesAnd see Long is a man who needs to be lobotomizdHorny as hell and I know what`s upHe loves to play games, I guess he never grew upRed Rover, Red Rover, nobody will bend overSo he plays another game called The Hunt For Miss OctoberCompetitive at this, no contest, he`ll win itHe should try out for a spot on the One Arm OlympicsIf you wanna be like Long, for a game you`re yearnin`Just drop your pants and do the Pee Wee Herman[Chorus]Find a wife, get a life, do somethingYou`re just wasting away, what more can I sayYou`re gettin` all excited over nothingHe`s been dissed since the day he was born, it`s a factHis mother told the doctor "He`s not done, put him back"He got picked on by his girlfriend, wouldn`t play the gameI guess he didn`t live up to his nameHung Long has pick-up lines, he made up a few you betBut a slap in the face is all he manages to getHe told a girl she`s the boss and he`s applying for a bitAnd did she have any openings that he could fitHe thinks he`s Superman, it`s gone to his headHe`s faster than a speeding bullet when he`s in bedOne girl almost married him, that`s a factBut when a gay lover sued, that was the end of thatNowadays it`s still not real in his brainHe has dreams of condoms breakin` from the strainHe had a blind date once, but his plans were spoiledHe thought she`s look like Bo Derek, she turned out like Olive OylSo he doesn`t do that anymoreHe just makes his weekly trip to the corner storeDoesn`t worry about back talk or worry about a scuffleHe`s perfectly safe doin` the old Knuckle Shuffle[Chorus]