Текст песни Sudden Death - The Mouth, слова песни Sudden Death

Текст песни Sudden Death - The Mouth

Sudden Death - The Mouth слова песни

Sittin` at home doin` nothing in particularWatchin` TV legs crossed perpendicularTryin` real hard to retain my sanityWhen in walks the reason I gave up on humanityFive foot eight with a wimpy goateeBrown hair, brown eyes, and a couple brown teethHis voice has a pitch that could bust a glassGot a mouth like a river and it`s just as fastLivin` with this guy has really been the pitsHis mouth is so big that his nose barely fitsAin`t no peace and quiet it`s a riot with this creep`Cause he can both talk and eat in his sleepEatin` all my food all day all nightThe Tazmanian Devil has a smaller appetiteIf there`s food in the house no doubt he`ll grab itEats chicken, fish, beef, and especially rabbitI gotta get away and he`s gotta get a jobI gotta get my shoe off of his shishkebobHe`s got a hole in his head that`s incredibly wideAnd anything can fit insideThat`s why we call him The MouthHis mouth keeps moving as his heart keeps beatingHe`s constantly talking, and/or eatingI avoid him when I can but I live in fearHe only inhaled three times last yearDid I mention that this guy was a royal painHe talks with a full mouth and an empty brainHe only talks about things that he doesn`t understandWhich means he can talk longer than our average life spanTalk about annoying, he`ll talk about anythingComments that he adds just adds to my sufferingStupid little things from a stupid little manHis brain got in the way so he cut out the middle manHe keeps putting in his two cents somehowBut at this rate he should have been broke by nowWhen he talks up a storm it forms a damn monsoonThen he tells me everything that happened in the bathroomGoin` on for hours while I stand there in a dazeTellin` me about his pimples and his potty training daysWith a blatant disregard for my indifference he talksLike a blind pitcher giving up walksThat`s why we call him The MouthI know more about him than I know about myselfSharing air with this guy is really bad for my healthI don`t know how much longer I`ll be able to surviveI`ve heard about every minute this idiot has been aliveDid you know when he was three he had a puppy named JoeIt would sleep at his feet, and lick between his toesAnd then every morning it would wake him upAt seven-thirty on the dot, it was such a smart pupAnd every year his town has a carnival or somethin`To celebrate that miracle of nature called the pumpkinHalf a million people all come to this little townAnd they all take turns picking seeds up off the groundI sit there and I smile and I nod a little bitAnd I`m thinkin` to myself, God, what an idiotHe doesn`t seem to pick up from my ultra blank stareThat I just don`t careThat`s why we call him The Mouth[Mouth rant]He sits around the house watching TV and he`s eatingAnd he`s talking and the whole time I`m taking a beatingAnd then he complains that he`s got a tired buttI wonder how much it would cost to have his mouth wired shutEven the dog doesn`t wanna go near himDoesn`t matter where you go `cause you`re always gonna hear himAnd we haven`t got a clue what we could possibly doWe`re both starving `cause he ate the damn dog food tooNo food in the house he ate it all last weekNo silence in the house `cause he still has all his teethAnd there ain`t no escape `cause he doesn`t have a lifeI really do feel very sorry for his wifeYes he`s married but it can`t be that great`Cause his wife has a house and lives in another stateAt first I thought that that was weird but now I understand whyIf I was married to this guy I think I`d just give up and dieFor now I`m stuck with him `cause he pays the rentAt least until he meets with a little accidentGod gave us the gifts of speech and soundAnd has regretted it since he`s been aroundThat`s why we call him The Mouth[Mouth rant]

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