Текст песни That Dog - Family Functions
That Dog - Family Functions слова песни
Now that you are my most special one,And you know we`ve already gone to the prom,Won`t you come with me to family functions?Won`t you be the one that I`ve got on my arm?It`s not every boy who brings me broken arrows.It`s not every boy who brings me bottled rain.Won`t you come with me to family functions?You will see then that I`m not really to blame.Grandpa Earl runs his own kosher fish store,Uncle Max was in the Mob.Cousin Lester married a shiksa,Crazy Aunt Ingas can`t find a job.Ingas, oh pingas, you`re my favorite.Great Grandpa Joey choked on a prune.Cute little Bunny, all in her party dress.?? Uncle Tony, she`s a bride in June."He`s a nice Jewish boy," they will say,But the truth is that I knew it all along.Won`t you come with me to family functions?You had better, `cause I wrote you this damn song.