Текст песни The Arrogant Worms - Christmas Blues
The Arrogant Worms - Christmas Blues слова песни
Christmas is here, where did the time go? Got to load up the reindeer, put on my red suit and go I use to like Christmas, but every year it gets worse Gettin` gift to six billion people is just too much damn work Got the Christmas blues, man this job is killin` me And most of these stupid new houses don`t even have chimneys I use to be jolly, now I`m depressed Had a twinkle in my eye, now I`ve got a bullet proof vest Cuz if the pace don`t kill me, some gun totin` yahoo will They keep on shootin` at me like I`m some sort of big fat red criminal Got the Christmas blues, I`m starting to see That I gotta be some sort of loser to get paid in milk and cookies Man, I hate kids, especially their letters Cuz I always give `em some stuff, man, but they always say they want somethin` better Well, maybe I`m getting cranky cuz I`m gettin` old But I just feel like giving all them stupid little brats great big lumps of coal I got the Christmas blues, man, enough`s enough Next year you can find some other sucker to deliver all this stuff I got the Christmas blues, I tell you, I`m gonna quit Gonna find me a steady job with good benefits Ho ho ho? I don`t think so!