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The Arrogant Worms

The Mountie Song

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When I was a kid I wanted to grow up and be cop in a province town or countyI thought it would be great if someday I could only ever be a mountieI wanted to beat up crooks and make arrests because that`s part of the professionBut now I sit on my horse and tell American tourists the Parliament`s in sessionI really don`t look good in red and my stupid hat flies off my head in every paradeI`m young and strong and have no fear but now I`m spending my career in motorcadesI wanna enforce the law, I wanna wear normal clothesI don`t wanna have to smile for diplomats` home videosI good at working real hard, I should have joined the coast guardOh no, the RCMPIs not the life for meI used to think that a mountie had to be honest, loyal, humble, strong and thriftyBut even though we don`t break ranks, we get no thanks, they took us off the fifty (dollar bill)On Sussex Drive in hallowed halls we act like guards in shopping malls, it`s such a painLike someone`s plotting the assassination of the Minister of Sports and Recreation, oh that`s insaneSometimes I just want to puke on Sergeant Preston of the Yukon, Dudley Do-Right`s such a jerk (Damn you, Snidely)And though he tries with all his heart, my horse couldn`t catch a shopping cart, some days I hate to go to workI wanna enforce the law, I wanna wear normal clothesI don`t wanna have to smile for diplomats` home videosI good at working real hard, I should have joined the coast guardOh no, the RCMPIs not the life for meI wanna enforce the law, I wanna wear normal clothesI don`t wanna have to smile for diplomats` home videosI good at working real hard, I should have joined the coast guardOh no, the RCMPIs not the life for meOh, no, it`s not the life for meOh, no, it`s not the life for me, m-m-me, m-m-me, m-m-me, m-m-me, m-m-me, m-m-me, m-m-me, m-m-me, m-m-me, m-m-me, m-m-me, m-m-me, m-m-me

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