Текст песни The Dead Milkmen - Do The Brown Nose
The Dead Milkmen - Do The Brown Nose слова песни
Good evening ladies and gentlemenAnd welcome to P.J.`s Astrological Love LoungeWe are Lester Shy and the ShyphonicsMy name is Lester Shy and these fine gentlemen all around meWell they`re the ShyphonicsAnd we hail proudly from Fargo, North DakotaNow, way down south in Fargo, whenever we needs a little somethin` extraWe like to do a little thing we call the brown noseAnd we`d like all you fine ladies and gentlemen here tonightTo help us out in doin` the brown noseSo remember: when I shout "What you gonna do?"You`re gonna shouts back "Gonna brown nose. Gonna brown nose"Think you can handle that? (crowd: ya!)I`m pretty sure you can; let`s give it a tryWhat you gonna do?(Gonna brown nose. Gonna brown nose)Oh, ladies and gentlemen, you should all be round up and shotThat was terrible (crowd: moans)What you gonna do?(Gonna brown nose. Gonna brown nose)Yes! Yes! That`s so much betterYou have my permission to go out and reproduce (crowd: light cheering)You`re lovely human beingsSo now we`re gonna do a little brown nosin` for yaAre you excited? (crowd: cheering)Are you ready?Okay then, here we go!When you want that job, I say now what you gonna do?(Gonna brown nose. Gonna brown nose)There`s rich uncle Bob, I say now what you gonna do?(Gonna brown nose. Gonna brown nose)You get stopped by the man, I say now what you gonna do?(Gonna brown nose. Gonna brown nose)Record company wants to sign your band, I say now what you gonna do?(Gonna brown nose. Gonna brown nose)Mercy!???? myself 300 timesAlright!Now I know many of you fine ladies and gentlemenHave begun to ask yourselfOoh, but Lester Shy and the ShyphonicsHow do we do this wild new thing you call the brown nose?Well take a second, prepare yourself mentally and physicallyWe`ll show you how to brown noseBend your (bend yo`) knees (ooh LaLaLa...)Now move your head like this (ooh LaLaLa...)Pucker dem lips (ooh LaLaLa...)Give dat butt a kiss (ooh...)Kiss myAskin` for some green, I say now what you gonna do?(Gonna brown nose. Gonna brown nose)Boss is really mean, I say now what you gonna do?(Gonna brown nose. Gonna brown nose)Wanna impress your a` girlfriend`s father, I say what you gonna do?(Gonna brown nose. Gonna brown nose)Owe some money a` to your brother, I say what you gonna do?(Gonna brown nose. Gonna brown nose)You! Yes you! Here`s a dime; run out and call the PMRC (Ok)Gonna brown nose!I wanna see every last one of you brown nosin`Even you tuna lipsAlright! If you can dig it I wanna hear you shoutErlenmeyer Flask(Erlenmeyer Flask)Alright, I know you loved it the first timeYou gonna love it even more the second timeAs once more, we prepare to get downAnd do some serious big-time brown nosin`Bend your (bend yo`) knees (ooh LaLaLa...)Move your head like this (ooh LaLaLa...)Pucker dem lips (ooh LaLaLa...)Give dat butt a kiss (ooh...)Kiss my (YA!)