Текст песни The Dead Milkmen - I Tripped Over The Ottoman
The Dead Milkmen - I Tripped Over The Ottoman слова песни
They call me Robert Petrie and I live in New RochelleWith my wife Laura and son RitchieBut now my life`s a living hell cause...I tripped over the ottomanOne too many timesI tripped over the ottomanUntil I lost my mindI was head writer for Alan BradyMaybe you`ve seen his showIt`s not very funny and it makes my ears bleedThis week`s guest star isn`t Danny ThomasThis week`s guest star is Death!All day long I crank out one-linersWith Buddy, Sal and MelOnce I laughed at Buddy`s jokesBut now my life`s a living hell cause...I tripped over the ottomanOne too many timesI tripped over the ottomanUntil I lost my mindMorey Amsterdam can make a sane man crazyMorey Amsterdam could make a nice guy kill(x2) and...I tripped over the ottomanOne too many timesI tripped over the ottomanUntil I lost my mindCome here Laura; come to meI`ve been up all night listening to Ice-T albumsNow it`s time for you to get yoursHello Mel! This is my friend, Mr. Chain Saw!Hello Buddy! It`s time you die, like the pig you areIn the gutter, gasping for airThis is a hand grenade, SalA hand grenade!Ya know what a hand grenade does?It EXPLODES!What did you bring me daddy? (x3)Well, I brought you death!Joe: All right!6 + [untitled]Take it, boys.Yeah, my sister`s really movin` up in the world. She dates a full-blownprofessor! Goes by the name of Professor Griff. He`s a great guy; he`sa good ol` boy, that wild ol` Professor Griff. I think he`s a historyprofessor. The other day, he told me the wildest story about thehistory of jewellery.Anyway, come nightfall, we all love to sit on the porch, an` Sis playsthe banjo, I play the jug, an` Professor Griff breaks out his Jew`sharp and just flails away. God, I love that guy!