The Dead Milkmen

Now Everybody`s Me

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Now Everybody`s MeRodney: Joe, shut up!Everybody hates Edie BrickellAll my favourite shows are on TVAll the restaurants serve my favourite food`Cause now everybody`s meNow my apartment`s really crowded`Cause I live there and I`m everybodyAnd everybody`s sleeping with my girlBut, hey, everybody`s meNow everybody`s me (x4)Everybody`s watching Married with ChildrenEverybody`s into bestialityThe stores stopped selling Amstel light`Cause now everybody`s meEverybody loves Charles MansonEverybody wants to set him freeAnd everybody`s on the parole board`Cause now everybody`s meNow everybody`s me (x4)I had to put an end to warDidn`t make much sense to shoot at myselfNo more Christians, Jews, Muslims or Amway salesmenJust a whole planet of TV addictsEverybody`s got hairy feetEverybody follows my philosophyEverybody`s got a nephew named Jeff`Cause now everybody`s meThey had to lower all the basketball nets`Cause everybody`s only 5 foot 3And everybody likes to dress like a monkey`Cause now everybody`s meNow everybody`s me (x4)Now everybody`s into what I doSteve Albini, John? and Frank Sinatra sound exactly like meI even set up a duo with Julio IglesiasIt was called Me and Julio Down By the Crackhouse`Cause even Julio Iglesias is meI have the number one albumI have all the albums`Cause now everybody`s me!+ (1:59) [untitled]--------------------------Now, I understand that some of you don`t know Sarah Jane, so I`ll tellyou a little bit about her. She`s a lesbian Eskimo midget albino. Shewent to college and she started the Lesbian midget Eskimo AlbinoStudent Union, and four hundred people signed up. There they were,hundreds of `em, lesbian midget left-handed Eskimo albinos. Did Imention the fact that she`s left-handed? She`s left-handed, alright.Girl`s got some strange hobbies. One of her hobbies is lowering childreninto open manholes, which is kinda difficult `cause a lot of thechildren are taller than her, her being a midget and everything... orher being a left-handed midget... or her being a left-handed lesbianmidget... or her being a left-handed lesbian albino midget... or herbeing a lesbian left-handed albino midget Eskimo... life can be reallydifficult on that young lady.She bit me once, you know. Right here, ya see this? Left a mark. She waslowerin` a friend of mine`s kid into the sewer, I run up, and tried tostop her. I said, "Listen there, you lesbian midget left-handed albino!And you stop right there!" Then she bit me. I`m afraid I`m gonna... I`mgonna turn into a lesbian left-handed midget albino when the moon isfull.Oh my God, the moon is full tonight! I can feel myself shrinking! I canfeel myself getting left-handed! I can feel myself getting the urge tobuild an igloo! I can feel my skin turning white and my eyes gettingred! I can feel... I can feel the urge... to buy a Suzanne Vega album!!NOOO! NNNNNOOOO!!!!NNNNNNOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!Oh, I`m okay; it was just gas.

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